dizmo: (bandom - nottheprankster)
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: sdfasdfkjahdfjksdfjasdfh asdfjkhsd OH MY GOD MY BRAIN JUST MERGED SOME THINGS THAT DIDN'T NEED TO BE MERGED.
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: ?
[livejournal.com profile] citharize: ...?
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Okay. This requires a bit of backstory.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Fairly frequently, especially after close, we'll use our headsets to broadcast clips from those kids books where you push a button and it makes a sound.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Some months ago, someone found one that said 'I want to be a REAL fairy!'
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: This has become a work injoke.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Just now, I was randomly giggling again over my little JWalk-nocchio bunnything.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: And I SWEAR I was gonna say "Jon Walker wants to be a REAL boy!"
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: But no.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: JON WALKER WANTS TO BE A REAL FAIRY.
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: ajklfsfksl
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: And then I was like... WAIT WHAT NO.
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: He of all of them is least likely to. XDD
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Inorite. XD
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: His fairy power is producing smoke.
[livejournal.com profile] citharize: XDD

Edited to add: BECAUSE I HAD TO DO IT. )
dizmo: (nsync: chris such a geek)
From DF OOC chat.

Amy> My computer is officially ill :\
Cesca> *cling*
Cesca> DID IT HIBERNATE?
Amy> The monitor went black again...I dunno.
Erin> ....
Amy> But this time I turned it off and it wouldn't turn back on.
Erin> IT'S SUMMER.
Erin> THAT WOULD BE ESTIVATION.
Erin> ....
Amy> I had to take out the battery and put it back in.
Erin> >_>
Mimi> ... ERIN
Mimi> THAT WAS
Mimi> THE DORKIEST THIG
Mimi> *THING
Erin> :D
Mimi> EVER
Sarah> Erin. <3333
Erin> WELL REALLY.
Erin> IT'S TRUE.
dizmo: (sandman - iDel)
Directly from #dfooc. Uncut cuz 1) It's not that long, really and 2) It just WINS THAT MUCH.

Erin> OH MY GOD.
Erin> OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
Erin> OH MY GOD.
Marius> I think my head broke.
Rainee> OH YOUR GOD WHAT?
Erin> MY BROTHER'S WORKING THE PENN AND TELLER BOX OFFICE, RIGHT?
Erin> HE JUST CALLS ME...
Erin> 'YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS.'
Rainee> OMG WAS IT A PUPPY
Erin> Someone comes up to get his tickets... Hands him his ID..
Erin> He looks down...
Erin> It's a Wisconsin drivers license...
Erin> Name...
Erin> 'Neil Gaiman'.
Mimi> ... OH
Marius> ewsrytduif78g9upio0jl',.
Mimi> MY
Mimi> GOD
Erin> Justin: ... I think I'm reading one of your books!
Erin> Gneil: ... Oh, really, which one?
Rainee> That is utterly the best single possible reply to getting that license XD
Erin> Justin: ... Neverwhere? (I loaned it to him a couple days ago.)
Erin> Gneil: Yeah, that's mine.
Erin> Justin: Actually, it was my sister who told me to read it...
Erin> Gneil: Well, would you like me to scribble something down for her?
Erin> I.
Rainee> K:JSDFM
Erin> Have.
Erin> Gneil's.
Mimi> ...
Mimi> Oh
Erin> Autograph.
Marius> waesrtdy6rf78gyuibhjnlm
Mimi> My
Mimi> God
Erin> I. KNOW.
Marius> ...So do I.
Mimi> I'm SO FUCKING JEALOUS
Marius> (And I got a cookie from him too. :D)
Rainee> Is it just his name or what?
Mimi> ... you know. Madison isn't that far away
Erin> It says, so he says, 'Erin, Sweet Dreams! Neil Gaiman'. With a drawing of Dream.
Mimi> But he's obviously in Vegas right now, shit
Rainee> JSDFN
Erin> YES.
Rainee> SO MUCH WIN.
Erin> SUCH INCREDIBLE WIN.
Erin> So apparently he's friends with Penn and Teller and is working on something with them.
Rainee> OK now I totally have to get you an autograph from Chris that says "FKA <3s you too" or something. XD
Erin> XD
Rainee> ... Dude, Penn+Teller/Gneil = ftw.
Erin> I was trying to EAT MY DINNER, I get this call, and I start shrieking like a mdawoman.
Erin> I think I'm STILL bright red.
dizmo: A simplified blob-like illustration of me. (other - facepalm)
Erin> OH! I HAD A DAY OF MUCH BRINZ-ACTIVITY ERRORS!
Marika> DO TELL!
Erin> Or rather, an evening of them.
Erin> It was fine for the most part.
Erin> OKAY.
Erin> At around... 8, I think, I do a cash pickup from a drawer that has too much money. Get the money, take it back to the cash office, toss it in the safe, all is good.
Erin> About... fifteen minutes later, a customer wants me to unlock the DVD box sets for him. I'm like... SURE!... and then realized I locked my keys in the cash office.
Erin> Oops.
Erin> So I get Ben, have him open the door for me so I can retrieve my keys!
Marika> ...
Marika> Erin, you are stupid. XD
Erin> Oh, this gets better.
Erin> Then, at ten, I start closing drawers. Get the first two, count down the safes and the first drawer, all is well, go to the second.. realize that I left the checks and the hundreds that were under the till.
Erin> ... Have to go back for them. But that goes fairly painlessly.
Erin> Go get the next two drawers..
Erin> Come back...
Erin> Realize I locked my keys in the cash office AGAIN!
Erin> =D
Erin> At that point, I was like ......
Marika> ...
Erin> For the rest of the night, I obsessively checked my keys whenever I left that room. XD

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