GOD, I'm amused...

[dizmo]

Flipping through the amazon reader reviews...

Find the following one-star review....

ABSOLUTE FILTH!!, February 28, 2004
Reviewer: Deborah from Los Angeles
This is one of the most disgusting collections of music I have ever heard. It seems as though every song has a graphic sexual message. As a member of the former cute boy band N Sync, Chasez should realize the fan base he has. It is mostly girls under the age of 16.
Chasez is either eager to escape his boy band past..... He needs better songwriters and a greater understanding of his core audience. Chasez is selling a CD of adult music to a non-adult audience. No one over the age of 18 is going to be interested in a teen idol unless they suffer from stunted development.
Chasez needs to reevaluate his music options, or risk becoming a cartoonish male version of Britney Spears.

*eyes her friendslist*

Hmmmmmm.

Wow, I know a lot of people who suffer from stunted development!

See, she doesn't understand that the nsync fans have aged along with the bandmembers. *pats poor Deborah from LA*

Comments

[powrhug.livejournal.com]

I always knew I was stunted

[kariyack.livejournal.com]

well i AM only 5'2" and all. lol.

[dizmo]

Do a large portion of girls under the age of 16 know who nsync are given that they were under 14 when the hiatus started?

But hey, if I'm stunted, I'm glad to be stunted in such good company!

[powrhug.livejournal.com]

actually a couple of my pals have girls that age and they hate NSYNC! *laugh*

[dizmo]

Yeah. My oldest niece is 14... used to like nsync.. But not anymore.

But yes. I started giggling when I read that review. Fiercely.

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

Um, does this mean I really need to stop masturbating to this cd or I'll get hairy palms? Oh sorry. TMI.

[dizmo]

Nah, I think you're safe. If you haven't gotten the hairy palms yet, you're probably in the clear.

And if not, hey, that's what Nair's for! :b

[dizmo]

Ha ha! I beat you by two inches! ;)

[claire.livejournal.com]

Hee! I am an E or an F cup - I hardly call that stunted development ;)

[without-me.livejournal.com]

Can I get a "stunted development" icon? Please?

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

LOVE Nair. It works so well...

[dizmo]

I think I might be able to do something for ya. I got an idea. Please hold.

[without-me.livejournal.com]

Oh--that was a general request to the universe, not to you specifically! Not that I'd say no, of course!

[dizmo]

Oh, I know. But I got an idea and had to run with it. So... hey, your general request may just pan out.

[dizmo]

Aaaaaaand here you go!

stunted

[ledadada.livejournal.com]

how very small minded. My sister is 14 and doesn't have any friends that like NSYNC or any of it's solo members. I have sooo many older than 16 friends that love nsync.

and I listened to all the songs, in order to edit a copy for my mother, and I only cut half. woman needs to simmuh down.

[puszysty.livejournal.com]

Dude the 'teenies'who were nsync fans in the beginning are like hm...20 or so now.

And being a Brintey Spears is bad how?
~Steph~