It's true, too.

[dizmo]

ErlineEsq: you're a constant source of amuzement when you're
gushing over Mr. Kirkpatrick, Erin.
ErinDizmo: I can't HELP it!
ErinDizmo: It's like... Pavlov.
ErinDizmo: I see Chris, I squee!
ErinDizmo: It's like... Chris-SQUEE! Chris-SQUEE!
ErinDizmo: Your basic stimulus-response thing.

Yep. Much loser, but PROUD of it, dangit.