And... uh.. first two answers to questionry!
dizmo: Of course I am! What kind of self-respecting nutcase would I be if I didn't?
fuskeez: Oo, that's a toughy. I'd have to say either really silly 'where-did-they-come-up-with-THAT-idea?' AUs, or... well, far too elaborate Mary-Sue-ish fantasies. Heheheh. :b