Yes, yes, non-DFers ignore. Meme's making the rounds again.

[dizmo]

Ask my puppets questions.

I'll make them reply. Although I can't guarantee they'll be all that cooperative.

Comments

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

Hastur! You love Meta, right?

Glatna.! How 'bout that Aressex. :D

Tan? How about your thoughts on Dies/Xathingy?

Nicole? Can I have a hug?

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

Whoa, typist. Let's not go that far. Clancy's okay, but I am a demon. A demony demon. With demon frosting.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

But he's your fwiend.

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean anything having to do with the L-word.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

Sure it does. You know you love hiiim.

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

Nah. But he does make for good entertainment.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

Because you love hiiiim.

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

No. Because he's amusingly daft.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

And you love him. He's going to make the ;_____; face if you keep denying your love for him.

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

No he won't. Has he ever honestly expected me to say that?

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

No, but he'd be deliriously happy if you did.

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

He's deliriously happy when I say hi.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

Nah, that's his normal happiness. He'd seriously die of happy if you actually told him you love him.

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

Well, we certainly can't have that.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

You don't want him to be happy?

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

I don't want him to die.

[grailfinder.livejournal.com]

.... What are you talking about.

Typist: *bumps Glatna. up a few years to FUTURE!Glatna.

.... I do not care to discuss it.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

... :D It was hot, right?

[grailfinder.livejournal.com]

Mortifying would be a more apt word.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

But hawt. :D

[grailfinder.livejournal.com]

No. Rather nauseating to think upon, in fact.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

You liar, you Glatna.

[grailfinder.livejournal.com]

... Lying is an insult to myself as well as to the one with whom I speak.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

Omg, you're so cute. Can I have a hug?

[grailfinder.livejournal.com]

... What?

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

A hug. Can I have one?

[grailfinder.livejournal.com]

... Very well. *tentative hug*

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

*snuggles*

[grailfinder.livejournal.com]

*politely extricates self*

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

............ Mine.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWW. You are so cute. ^____^

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

No, I am not cute.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

You're a fuzzy adorable lumpkin.

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

... Fuzzy adorable lumpkin?

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

Fuzzy wuzzy adorable lumpkin? :D

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

You have me confused with my twin, I believe.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

You're twins! You share fuzzy genes.

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

No. My intelligence genes killed them off.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

You have lurking fuzzy.

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

.... Lurking fuzzy?

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

Yes. Wanting to escape.

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

[likemygstring.livejournal.com]

Sure! *hugs!!*

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

*hugs ^____^*

[likemygstring.livejournal.com]

*^____^*

[rhombal.livejournal.com]

Are you so sexy, tan, tan, tan..?

:D

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

..........................................

.............................................

.... Typists.

[solvetsaeclum.livejournal.com]

YES HE IS. ^__________________________________^

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

[solvetsaeclum.livejournal.com]

What? You are!

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Well, in your opinion.

[solvetsaeclum.livejournal.com]

Yep. *^________^*

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

And I am rather glad you think so.

[solvetsaeclum.livejournal.com]

I am too! It's a good thing to think. *beams*

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

You're sexier, though.

[solvetsaeclum.livejournal.com]

Well, of course, but that's a given. I love you, you know. *^_______^*

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

I know. I love you too.

[damnedtoelysium.livejournal.com]

Not as sexy as me.

[salophile.livejournal.com]

Snape, if you had to pick a mate, who would he or she be? Be very specific.

Tan, what was puberty like for you and Rhad?

Harry! Do you think Dexter's impending wedding is a good idea?

Badger! ... I like your accent.

Glatna., was Helena worth it?

Raziel, do you actually need to eat or is it just for fun?

[prof-ssnape.livejournal.com]

If I had to pick a mate, it would be someone with a goodly amount of intelligence, as well as a goodly amount of discretion, a lack of patience with a lack of either, and the knowledge of just what constitutes a stupid question and the desire to avoid asking them, or answering them, for that matter.

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

It was puberty. I'm sure you can imagine.

[salophile.livejournal.com]

Describe to me the puberty, Tantalus!

[damndtotartarus.livejournal.com]

... Why exactly can you not ask Rhadamanthos this question?

[salophile.livejournal.com]

Because I really don't want to get into a description of the growth of his armpit hair or anything.

[wrotethecode.livejournal.com]

It's... surprising, to say the least. But it might be helpful on a practical level.

[mshroom-mshroom.livejournal.com]

Well, thank you, love.

[grailfinder.livejournal.com]

She shows that from all evil can come good.

[candybarangel.livejournal.com]

No, I don't have to. ... But it is fun!!

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Snape! How do you really feel about Nemmy's present?

Hastur! ARE YOU JEALOUS (Of that present? That kitten is CUTER THAN POPCORN.)? Did you know Nem's jealous?

Delivery Man: WILL YOU FATHER MY BABIES?

[prof-ssnape.livejournal.com]

I like it well enough.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Only "well enough?" Not "AWW, LOOK AT THE PRECIOUS KITTEN?"

Do you at least PET it?

[prof-ssnape.livejournal.com]

I am not given to such shows. And yes.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Awww. You love your kitten, don't you?

[prof-ssnape.livejournal.com]

I am barely acquainted with the kitten.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

:D But still!

[prof-ssnape.livejournal.com]

There is no 'But still'.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

There's always a "but still."

[prof-ssnape.livejournal.com]

Hardly.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say, Snapeypoo.

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

... Why would I be? Why would she be?

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Because Salazar is totally cuter than Popcorn. I mean, waaaaaaaay cuter. I dunno. I just thought you should KNOW, you know, even though she's going to KILL ME for telling you. But she totally is.

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

Is not. Weird.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Is too! Have you seen him? I know. But then again, it's Nemesis. But it explains all of the murder attempts, right?

...if she gives you brownies in the near future, don't eat them.

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

Yes. Right.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

...and you still think Popcorn's cuter? *Headpat*

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

Of course.

Even if some cat did knock her up.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Right. You just keep thinking that, dear.

[daft-turkey.livejournal.com]

Nekoda: *SHIFTY EYES*

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

*peeeeeeeers at Nekoda*

[daft-turkey.livejournal.com]

Nekoda: *remains completely innocent =^___^=* *...nuzzles Popcorn*

[duke-hastur.livejournal.com]

Popcorn: *nuzzles back* *=^___^=*

[expressdelivery.livejournal.com]

... Sorry, ma'am. I'm married.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

....yeah, so?

[expressdelivery.livejournal.com]

And I promised to be faithful?

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

...again. So?

[expressdelivery.livejournal.com]

So... no.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

...you make me sad.

[dame_grise]

Shadwell, had any good tea lately?

[sgt-shadwell.livejournal.com]

Aye.

[dame_grise]

Good!