Woo. Bandwagons. Yeeha.
Okay. So I decided to hop onto the If you call me... thing. It'll probably be fairly short. So here goes.
If you call me Erin, then you're pretty much anyone.
If you call me dizmo, you probably only know me from LJ.
If you call me Dilby, you were my precalc teacher from junior year.
If you call me Erin followed-by-something-unpronounceable-that-vaguely-resembles-my-last-name, you're a telemarketer.
If you call me Aunt Erin, you're one of my siblingspawn.
If you call me Arn, you're my mom in a really weird mood.
If you call me Diz or Dizzie, you're in all likelyhood
kittiec.
If you call me hobag, you're probably
beaux, but any old XFM-type's likely.
If you call me a mean-and-evil-bitch or a complete and utter douche, you're also probably
beaux, but you mean it most affectionately.
If you call me Chris or Joey or Carson or Ruben, you're talking to one of my RP characters. And believe me, it gets crowded in my head! ;)
And that's all I can think of at present so go me.
If you call me Erin, then you're pretty much anyone.
If you call me dizmo, you probably only know me from LJ.
If you call me Dilby, you were my precalc teacher from junior year.
If you call me Erin followed-by-something-unpronounceable-that-vaguely-resembles-my-last-name, you're a telemarketer.
If you call me Aunt Erin, you're one of my siblingspawn.
If you call me Arn, you're my mom in a really weird mood.
If you call me Diz or Dizzie, you're in all likelyhood
If you call me hobag, you're probably
If you call me a mean-and-evil-bitch or a complete and utter douche, you're also probably
If you call me Chris or Joey or Carson or Ruben, you're talking to one of my RP characters. And believe me, it gets crowded in my head! ;)
And that's all I can think of at present so go me.

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And therefore, you also forgot 'douchehat'.
Just so you know.
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