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*snerkery*
Me: *cracks up* I have something iinteresting to telllll youuuu.
Rainee: And ?
Me: Ehem. When I was downstairs, I flipped to the History channel, and they were showing something about the religious customs and whatnot of ancient Egypt..
Rainee: Oo.
Me: And they were talking about magic and how it was pretty integral...
Me: And there was one magical scroll they uncovered, written for a dude named Severus. Who was a fisherman.
Rainee: Huh.
Me: It started off with all these stories about amazing feats in fishery...
Me: And was all like.. So it was for them, let it be for Severus...
Me: But then, HERE'S the kicker.
Rainee: ?
Me: There was also a part which asks the gods to give him a beautiful singing voice. So he could get rave audience reviews and encores on stage and stuff.
Rainee: Heeee.
Me: So the historian's all like... "So we get the story of this frustrated fisherman who's out there catching fish, but what he really wants to do is carve out a life on stage. But he doesn't have that good a voice."
Me: And I was all like, that's interesting... Human nature doesn't change much, does it?
Me: And then when I was heading upstairs, I thought of something and CRACKED THE FUCK UP.
Rainee: ?
Me: He hates selling fish! He wants to be a singer!
Rainee: *DIES*
Me: YES!
In case you didn't recognize it, I was more or less quoting Joey from My Big Fat Greek Life.
Although the fact that the dude's name is Severus is pretty funny in and of itself.
Rainee: And ?
Me: Ehem. When I was downstairs, I flipped to the History channel, and they were showing something about the religious customs and whatnot of ancient Egypt..
Rainee: Oo.
Me: And they were talking about magic and how it was pretty integral...
Me: And there was one magical scroll they uncovered, written for a dude named Severus. Who was a fisherman.
Rainee: Huh.
Me: It started off with all these stories about amazing feats in fishery...
Me: And was all like.. So it was for them, let it be for Severus...
Me: But then, HERE'S the kicker.
Rainee: ?
Me: There was also a part which asks the gods to give him a beautiful singing voice. So he could get rave audience reviews and encores on stage and stuff.
Rainee: Heeee.
Me: So the historian's all like... "So we get the story of this frustrated fisherman who's out there catching fish, but what he really wants to do is carve out a life on stage. But he doesn't have that good a voice."
Me: And I was all like, that's interesting... Human nature doesn't change much, does it?
Me: And then when I was heading upstairs, I thought of something and CRACKED THE FUCK UP.
Rainee: ?
Me: He hates selling fish! He wants to be a singer!
Rainee: *DIES*
Me: YES!
In case you didn't recognize it, I was more or less quoting Joey from My Big Fat Greek Life.
Although the fact that the dude's name is Severus is pretty funny in and of itself.
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