dizmo | Here. The first line of my first post of every month of 2004. Yes.

January: Skip=100 gets me to..... yesterday afternoon.
February: My dad is currently downstairs watching his 18 year old tape of Super Bowl XX.
March: Flipping through the amazon reader reviews...
April: Okay. I just discovered a new hazard in my home.
May: Okay. So my brother comes home from work with a couple of glowsticks.
June: I wonder if repeatedly banging my head against a wall would knock whatever's up there back into some semblance of order
July: 1) Take your LJ username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (A=1, B=2, etc...). It was part of a meme post...
August: A to Z:
September: Bah! Phone post... Lemme listen real quick... Hey, it's me, I'm bored and tired.
October: Rabbit rabbit!
November: Okay. So here I am, adding my voice to the rather sizable cacophany saying to go out and vote!
December: The five celebrities I would never turn away should they show up on my doorstep demanding sex (though I do expect them to bring flowers): Yep. Another meme!