Okay. Here goes nothing.

[dizmo]

The desperatefans typists (or at least the ones that go into the chat).. are.. starting spam threads.

Here's mine. Anyone (DF member or not. I mean.. popslashers are nuts too!), feel free to comment-spam me like crazy. DF-ers... feel free to use your puppets.

I will leave e-mail notifications on. This... should be a trip.

Comments

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

I wasn't going to, of course. I doubt he'd take it well.

[dizmo]

No. Not really. He's a rather complicated guy.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

I can tell that, too. *sigh* Why are some humans so awful?

[dizmo]

Free will. It's a bummer sometimes.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Yes... but it can also be such a good thing. *frowns*

[dizmo]

Yeah. It can. But it can be overwhelming. Like.. when I choose to get 30 puppets or something.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

...*stare* Indeed. Isn't that a bit excessive?

[dizmo]

Probably. I doubt I'm done, though.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*makes with the incredulous staring* You're going to hurt yourself.

[dizmo]

Nah. My head is spacious.

... but.. uh.. not empty.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

How can you possibly manage all of those people? *blink*

...you sure?

[dizmo]

Well, one never really gets to come out because nobody's familiar with his books..

Another ten are in.. seldom used communities..

.. As for the rest.. very carefully. Oh, and they're not all people.

People, demons, anthropomorphisms, a roach, a hellhound, and a hat.

[scarf-rescuer.livejournal.com]

Lovely. . . I'm glad.

*smiles ohsocharmingly* "Guh" indeed.

[onlyachild.livejournal.com]

*curtsies* Oh, hello..

I'm not sure how I got here. Perhaps there was a rabbit hole about?

[zeusexmachina.livejournal.com]

Hey... you're cute.

Wanna see my spaceship?

[trusty-sidekick.livejournal.com]

*would reply if were not dead*

*waves from Mandos?*

[thanitohercules.livejournal.com]

...

The wench, whose hand force me here, cannot by distraction taint my happiness.

...however, this is madness.

[androcknroll.livejournal.com]

Hey, babe. I brought you some wine. Best ya can find and all that.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thereisnotry_/]

Spam or spam not. There is no try.

[cruelty2animals.livejournal.com]

Cor.

First e-male and now's this. I's gonna have my flyn bike in no time, mate.

[ladywotton.livejournal.com]

Oh, um. *fixes her hair* Well, I don't quite understand this all, but hello. I'm trying to plan a bit of a dinner party. I don't suppose you know any pianists? Especially foreign ones, as you know how lovely foriegners are, dear.

[prinzzofhell.livejournal.com]

*scowls* Thizzzz is inzzzzane.

I will not speak with thee, human.

[its-all-hearsay.livejournal.com]

*vague smile* Lord knows you're kind, miss...

[hobbnobbs.livejournal.com]

Well, cor. This don't look like Ankh-Morpork. I don't suppose you know the way back, d'ya? I've been looking for Fred all over. Been to five pubs this mornin' alone and no sign of 'im.

[whereforebase.livejournal.com]

Ay, but no one wants the comment of a bastard. I am not tainted, nor is mind any less, my wit injured... I am a whole man. But alas, thou dost see not this. Isn't this a fine twist of the fates?