Okay. Here goes nothing.

[dizmo]

The desperatefans typists (or at least the ones that go into the chat).. are.. starting spam threads.

Here's mine. Anyone (DF member or not. I mean.. popslashers are nuts too!), feel free to comment-spam me like crazy. DF-ers... feel free to use your puppets.

I will leave e-mail notifications on. This... should be a trip.

Comments

[scarf-rescuer.livejournal.com]

Er, hallo, Mlle. Erin, is it? Um, my typist is having me make the rounds with this. . . "spam" thing. I'm not sure what it is that you typists do in your free time, but I suppose if you're all entertained by this. . .

Well, I hope you're having a pleasant evening? And that the weather is nice? Urk, I'm feeling a vague sense of deja vu. . .

. . . . .

[dizmo]

Oh, we are entertained.

My evening has certainly been pleasant, and the weather is nice now that the sun's down and it's cooled off.. a little...

SQUEE! ORANGE!

[romy-doom-kitty.livejournal.com]

Hi! Email notifications? OOOH I LIKE THOSE.

[dizmo]

So do I. So do I.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. I'll poke Trelawney for you.

[dizmo]

Yaaaay!

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Ah... hello. *flails slightly* I'm running out of things to talk about. Oh dear. Give me a topic, would you? *smiles hopefully*

[dizmo]

META! *GLOMP*

[valetudinarius.livejournal.com]

...'Jour, darling one. 'S it hot in here tonight, or is it just my imagination? This is strange, really, considering how prone to chills I am..

Nevertheless. *whistles innocently*

[dizmo]

Joly!! I most heartily apologize for Pesti, really. I'd say he means well, but I think that'd insult him. :b

[http://users.livejournal.com/_greenified_/]

*frowns slightly* Your "icon" has made my typist squeal like... I can't even think of an adequate comparison. It would be insulting to whatever I was comparing her to.

...it's quite annoying. I must say, I don't appreciate it at all.

[dizmo]

Oh, I have many icons that'll make your typist squeal. My apologies. ;)

[speakingtea.livejournal.com]

*SCREAMS AT TAROT CARDS*

[dizmo]

... Do I want to know?

[adored-once-too.livejournal.com]

By my troth, this is a tad odd, is't not? I have hardly conversed with anyone other that my housemate, and now find myself to be speaking with a typist.

[dizmo]

You'll find I'm a rather friendly typist.

[powrhug.livejournal.com]

um..not sure if ONE comment from me constitutes spam but...I'm off to bed! *laugh*

[dizmo]

Every little bit counts, Kare darling. *mwah!*

[1926bentley.livejournal.com]

Hi. It seems that I'm going to be the herald of ... well, the herald of puppet-spam. So, consider yourself warned. Idiots (well, idiot) and animals ahead. *grin*

[dizmo]

CROWLEY. *fangirls like craaaaaaaaaazy* *andclingsalittle*

[ilovetreacle.livejournal.com]

*snorts and flails in his sleep*

Drowning ... treacle .... Mmmmmmmm.

*settles back into a deep sleep*

[dizmo]

*giggles atta Dormouse*

[red-war.livejournal.com]

Hello. *nonchalantly tosses and catches a knife*

[dizmo]

Heya, War! Nice to see you! Or, rather.. nice to see you not in a professional capacity.

[http://users.livejournal.com/gbh_/]

'Cor. 'nother one? These typist-gals're like that pile o'fish -- ne'erending. Though I 'spect they don't smell as bad. An' they prob'ly won't kill me.

[dizmo]

Yay! Grievous Bodily Harm! Ansaphones Really Cool People lives in my head, y'know.

[loonyradish.livejournal.com]

Hullo! I'm Luna, but I think you knew that already. *smiles* It's nice to meet you!

[dizmo]

You're totally in the best House! *hugs*

[http://users.livejournal.com/hem_hem_/]

Hem hem.

... *Can't really think of anything to complain about, yet again -- oh dear, she's losing her touch!-- So ... yet again, will stand here and look disapproving*

[dizmo]

*tries to be helpful* How bout the stories of popstars in same-sex relationships?

[http://users.livejournal.com/cursebreaker_/]

Hey, there. I'm Bill Weasley - it's lovely to meet you. *grin*

[dizmo]

ZOMGBILL*GLOMP*.

[preparetodie.livejournal.com]

*rather monotonously* Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my-- ... Fine, I agree that repition of that sentence is ... a little tiring, after awhile.

Perhaps, next time, I should just try an "Engarde!", or something like that. *muses*

Anyways, hello. I hope you do not have 6 fingers.

[dizmo]

Inigo, Inigo. I heart you so.

But really. The sentence is great! It's perfect for striking fear into the hearts of those who do evil!

But no. Ten fingers. ;) But five on each hand.

[http://users.livejournal.com/f_prewett_/]

Hello! Now, finally I get to meet the real charm behind the puppets. Fabian Prewett - a pleasure, I'm sure. *winks*

[dizmo]

Bit of a flirt, are we? *wink*

[tehmadcatter.livejournal.com]

Hello, my rhyming may be about to slack
For sanity, does my typist lack
However, I am here to warn you, for one
That my typist isn't even nearly half done

[dizmo]

Oh, trust me. I know.

[sparkly-prince.livejournal.com]

... Well. Hello, there! I think I've frightened quite a few girls, but I simply can't understand why. My coun-- counta-- counteny-- ... face isn't frightening, is it? It just can't be my face. *frets* Is a hair out of place? I thought I was having a bad hair day, but my typist told me "No, no, you can't even move, you idiot!" Pfft. What does she know? There might be minute gusts of air in the coffin that, you know, ruin my hair. *sniff* Nobody understands what impeccable grooming it takes to stay as good-looking as I do. It's almost my duty as a prince. I must look good for my royal subjects.

[dizmo]

I'll give you a hint, Charming. It's the... whole 'dead' thing.

[goldenfootball.livejournal.com]

'ello! *waves cheerfully* 'm Ana. 's nice t'meetcha! Do you have a pond in your backyard? And a stable? And a pony? *hopeful*

[dizmo]

I don't have a pond, sorry. And.. no stables or ponies, either. But I have a dog? And some fish.

[ravenssong.livejournal.com]

Hello! *waves shyly* My name's Raven, and I'm hardly around the community, but supposedly, I'm the one character who ... well, I ground my typist. I'm relatively "sane", and my "fandom" ... well, it hardly exists. *smiles* It's nice to meet you.

[dizmo]

Wow. You ground your typist?

... I need one of those.

[lordofthefiles.livejournal.com]

HELLO, ERIN.

[dizmo]

Er... Dagon!

Uh.. pleasure? *pokes iTunes worriedly*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_trouble__/]

HELLO, TYPIST GIRL PERSON OF MISTER GRUMPY FACE!

I SHOULD WRITE TO YOU TOO! WOW, THERE ARE SOOOO MANY COOL AND NICE PEOPLE HERE THAT I CAN WRITE TO. IT'S SO EXCITING! :DDDD

I LOVE LJ, BUT GRANDMA CROWLEY (PSST, HE'S NOT REEEALLY MY GRANDMA - HE'S ACTUALLY MY UNCLE) ALWAYS LIKES TO SHUT IT DOWN FOR FUN, AND EVEN THOUGH IT'S FOR FUN, IT'S STILL MEAN. ... IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU! :D

[dizmo]

TROUBLE! You are so the best. You should write to me sometime!

And the mental image of Grandma Crowley will probably sustain my sense of humor for a year. So thank you!

[endmark.livejournal.com]

Hello. *nods.* Nice to meet you.

[dizmo]

Hello, period. I use you a lot.