Er, hallo, Mlle. Erin, is it? Um, my typist is having me make the rounds with this. . . "spam" thing. I'm not sure what it is that you typists do in your free time, but I suppose if you're all entertained by this. . .

Well, I hope you're having a pleasant evening? And that the weather is nice? Urk, I'm feeling a vague sense of deja vu. . .

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