Okay. Here goes nothing.

[dizmo]

The desperatefans typists (or at least the ones that go into the chat).. are.. starting spam threads.

Here's mine. Anyone (DF member or not. I mean.. popslashers are nuts too!), feel free to comment-spam me like crazy. DF-ers... feel free to use your puppets.

I will leave e-mail notifications on. This... should be a trip.

Comments

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

...I suppose so.

Why do you want to sit on me, anyway?!

[dizmo]

Exactly.

You have a comfy lap.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

And there you have it.

...That's not a very good reason.

[dizmo]

Yep.

I think it is. But if you don't, why don't you give me a good reason!

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

...Indeed.

A good reason for you to be sitting on me? Why would I want to do that?

[dizmo]

*nods*

Because you're nice and sweet like that? 0:)

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

...

But... I'd really rather you get off...!

[dizmo]

Oo. You wanna help me get off?

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Oh, er. All right. *pushes her off him gently*

[dizmo]

*frowns* That... so wasn't what I meant.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*totally clueless!stare* ...What did you mean, then?!

[dizmo]

*flails*

W.. Ah... Well... Er... You're too innocent! I can't ruin that!

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*bliiink*

I'm not that innocent. Please tell me?

[dizmo]

*covers her eyes and blushes and links.*

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

...

*squeaks with embarrassment*

[dizmo]

I told you you were too innocent! *facepalms* Forgiveme.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*flails, bright red* Th-that's all right... I think. Er. *coughs*

[dizmo]

I'm sorry.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Er... that's all right. Really. *manages to stop blushing* ...movingonnow.

[dizmo]

Quite.

Uh.. SO HOW ARE YOU DOING?

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

I'm... all right, I suppose. *blinkblinkstare*

People are being depressing, actually. *sigh*

[dizmo]

Yeah. I know. Sorry about that. He's a bit of a buzzkill sometimes. A lot.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Yes, I can see that. *dry smile* He's all right, though, actually. I don't mind him. He seems to despise me, though.

[dizmo]

He despises everyone equally.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

That's... something of a reassurance, then. I suppose. ...Er.