Okay. Here goes nothing.

[dizmo]

The desperatefans typists (or at least the ones that go into the chat).. are.. starting spam threads.

Here's mine. Anyone (DF member or not. I mean.. popslashers are nuts too!), feel free to comment-spam me like crazy. DF-ers... feel free to use your puppets.

I will leave e-mail notifications on. This... should be a trip.

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[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Oh, er. All right. *pushes her off him gently*

[dizmo]

*frowns* That... so wasn't what I meant.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*totally clueless!stare* ...What did you mean, then?!

[dizmo]

*flails*

W.. Ah... Well... Er... You're too innocent! I can't ruin that!

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*bliiink*

I'm not that innocent. Please tell me?

[dizmo]

*covers her eyes and blushes and links.*

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

...

*squeaks with embarrassment*

[dizmo]

I told you you were too innocent! *facepalms* Forgiveme.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*flails, bright red* Th-that's all right... I think. Er. *coughs*

[dizmo]

I'm sorry.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Er... that's all right. Really. *manages to stop blushing* ...movingonnow.

[dizmo]

Quite.

Uh.. SO HOW ARE YOU DOING?

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

I'm... all right, I suppose. *blinkblinkstare*

People are being depressing, actually. *sigh*

[dizmo]

Yeah. I know. Sorry about that. He's a bit of a buzzkill sometimes. A lot.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Yes, I can see that. *dry smile* He's all right, though, actually. I don't mind him. He seems to despise me, though.

[dizmo]

He despises everyone equally.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

That's... something of a reassurance, then. I suppose. ...Er.

[dizmo]

I'm not gonna say he's a big softie underneath it all, either, cuz he's not. But.. I think.. he's a decent guy at the very core.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Certainly not. I can see that much. But... yes, he seems like a good person under it all.

[dizmo]

Yes, but I wouldn't say so to his face.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

I wasn't going to, of course. I doubt he'd take it well.

[dizmo]

No. Not really. He's a rather complicated guy.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

I can tell that, too. *sigh* Why are some humans so awful?

[dizmo]

Free will. It's a bummer sometimes.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Yes... but it can also be such a good thing. *frowns*