Okay. Here goes nothing.

[dizmo]

The desperatefans typists (or at least the ones that go into the chat).. are.. starting spam threads.

Here's mine. Anyone (DF member or not. I mean.. popslashers are nuts too!), feel free to comment-spam me like crazy. DF-ers... feel free to use your puppets.

I will leave e-mail notifications on. This... should be a trip.

Comments

[scarf-rescuer.livejournal.com]

Er, hallo, Mlle. Erin, is it? Um, my typist is having me make the rounds with this. . . "spam" thing. I'm not sure what it is that you typists do in your free time, but I suppose if you're all entertained by this. . .

Well, I hope you're having a pleasant evening? And that the weather is nice? Urk, I'm feeling a vague sense of deja vu. . .

. . . . .

[romy-doom-kitty.livejournal.com]

Hi! Email notifications? OOOH I LIKE THOSE.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. I'll poke Trelawney for you.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Ah... hello. *flails slightly* I'm running out of things to talk about. Oh dear. Give me a topic, would you? *smiles hopefully*

[dizmo]

Oh, we are entertained.

My evening has certainly been pleasant, and the weather is nice now that the sun's down and it's cooled off.. a little...

SQUEE! ORANGE!

[dizmo]

So do I. So do I.

[dizmo]

Yaaaay!

[dizmo]

META! *GLOMP*

[valetudinarius.livejournal.com]

...'Jour, darling one. 'S it hot in here tonight, or is it just my imagination? This is strange, really, considering how prone to chills I am..

Nevertheless. *whistles innocently*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_greenified_/]

*frowns slightly* Your "icon" has made my typist squeal like... I can't even think of an adequate comparison. It would be insulting to whatever I was comparing her to.

...it's quite annoying. I must say, I don't appreciate it at all.

[dizmo]

Oh, I have many icons that'll make your typist squeal. My apologies. ;)

[speakingtea.livejournal.com]

*SCREAMS AT TAROT CARDS*

[dizmo]

Joly!! I most heartily apologize for Pesti, really. I'd say he means well, but I think that'd insult him. :b

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*flails!* No, no, I asked for a topic, not an attack upon my person...!

[dizmo]

... Do I want to know?

[dizmo]

Oh.

Uh...

ALAN RICKMAN!

[scarf-rescuer.livejournal.com]

That's certainly nice to hear, on both accounts. It's rather warm here, too, but I don't mind too much.

Oh! I haven't gotten that reaction yet. . . *blinks a little and hands one over*

[speakingtea.livejournal.com]

Dearie, have you seen any....LARGE BLACK DOGS OR BIRDS LATELY?

[dizmo]

Well, I get used to it. Living in the desert.

*carefully peels the orange*

[valetudinarius.livejournal.com]

Oh for God's sake, don't tell me he's on 'ere, too. *flails in a rather un-manly fashion*

[dizmo]

Uh... I have a.. small white dog with liver colored patches...

But I've seen a few birds?

[dizmo]

Nah. He's safely in my head mooning over DEATH right now.

[adored-once-too.livejournal.com]

By my troth, this is a tad odd, is't not? I have hardly conversed with anyone other that my housemate, and now find myself to be speaking with a typist.

[romy-doom-kitty.livejournal.com]

Are they green?

[dizmo]

You'll find I'm a rather friendly typist.