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Okay. Here goes nothing.

The

desperatefans typists (or at least the ones that go into the chat).. are.. starting spam threads.

Here's mine. Anyone (DF member or not. I mean.. popslashers are nuts too!), feel free to comment-spam me like crazy. DF-ers... feel free to use your puppets.

I will leave e-mail notifications on. This... should be a trip.

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Ni hau! *smiles in greeting* *offers a few dumplings with soy sauce* You look hungry -- eat!

Oo! Much thanks! *eats!*

Hello, there. *smiles all-knowingly* Care for a game of back-gammon?

I totally would if I knew how to play.

Well, heya! It's nice t'meet you! Man, I'm meeting so many interestin' people tonight. Would you like some waffles? I'mma gonna go make 'em in a couple of minutes. People 'round here seem awfully hungry. My typist girl says it's 'cause they never want t'leave the computer thingamabob. Well, that's understandable, I s'pose. Anyways, want a waffle? Game o'Parcheesi? Want me t'sing you a song? *bright grin*

Oo! Waffles! With syrup? I'm all about that! And sing whateeever you want!

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*twirls on one foot, and peeks at Erin over his shoulder*

Oh, I say-- Hello! *trots over and hands her a card that says "Jeremy"*

A pleasure to meet you. *bows so deeply that he nearly falls over*

Nice to meet you too! :)

*sighs and prods at a few things in his cave*

Is there no one out there worthy of talking to me? *rolls his eyes*

Oo. Scar.

~~Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa!!~~

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Cuman shnala!! *waves frantically*

*babbles for what seems like minutes, but is actually hours, and social bar goes up to the green level*

Geelfrob! *waves goodbye*

ZOMG YOUR GAME WINS AT LIFE.

*waves weakly* Hi Erin! *hearts;

*cling Dili* You win. You totally win. :)

*curtsies* Oh, hello..

I'm not sure how I got here. Perhaps there was a rabbit hole about?

Hello, Alice! Perhaps there was. I didn't know any rabbit holes led to my journal. That's pretty interesting.

Hey... you're cute.

Wanna see my spaceship?

*eyebrow* Isn't that Zaphod's line? I mean.. 'I'm a thunder god, baby,' is probably a much more effective pickup line...

*would reply if were not dead*

*waves from Mandos?*

*waves back, using the incredible typist ability to SEE to Mandos*

...

The wench, whose hand force me here, cannot by distraction taint my happiness.

...however, this is madness.

Don't worry, Hammy.

We're all mad here. ;)

Hey, babe. I brought you some wine. Best ya can find and all that.

Oh, how sweet of you! Thanks!

Spam or spam not. There is no try.

YODA. You. Officially. Are.... well, you just own. Seriously and completely.

Cor.

First e-male and now's this. I's gonna have my flyn bike in no time, mate.

CTA.. I really don't think the flying bikes are due anytime soon. It's not fair, really, but...

Oh, um. *fixes her hair* Well, I don't quite understand this all, but hello. I'm trying to plan a bit of a dinner party. I don't suppose you know any pianists? Especially foreign ones, as you know how lovely foriegners are, dear.

Well.. My brother can play the piano...

*scowls* Thizzzz is inzzzzane.

I will not speak with thee, human.

Well.. Okay! But I'll speak with THEE. Er.. You.

~~SoverysorryaboutHastur.~~

*vague smile* Lord knows you're kind, miss...

Thank you. :)

Well, cor. This don't look like Ankh-Morpork. I don't suppose you know the way back, d'ya? I've been looking for Fred all over. ~~Been to five pubs this mornin' alone and no sign of 'im.~~

Uh... *points randomly* Try that way!

Ay, but no one wants the comment of a bastard. I am not tainted, nor is mind any less, my wit injured... I am a whole man. But alas, thou dost see not this. Isn't this a fine twist of the fates?

Well, I think you're great! So there!

W-would you l-like a piece of candy, miss? T-they're root beer barrels. My-my Mother's favourite.

... CANDY? :DDD

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*clears throat* I should say good morning, apparently. So, good morning. I'm afraid I do not know you, or I could be a bit less formal. I've never liked formal. It's nearly as insufferable as titles.

Good morning to you, too!

Eriiin friiiend?

Hi there!!! :) :) <- It's a smiling face. Or two! (.. I'm totally channeling my inner Jehan.)

Hear my song, sweet girl, and weep,
for past, and future, and present's woe
for all do weep, and runs sorrow deep
for all those victim to time's flow.
Treasure life, and all you have and see,
for so soon, it shall be departed, gone
from your arms, and then alone you'll be,
just you to watch life's curtains drawn.

.. Y'know.. I think you and Snape would get along smashingly.

We-well, she's already posted here, b-but I suppose I should too.

You seem nice. I like nice people.

Thank you! *hugs Peace* Y'know, in some translations, my name means yours. :)

MAN, LOOK AT ALL THE SPAM. THIS ROCKS! PARTY ON!

DOESN'T IT JUST? WOOOOOOO!

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