SPAM POST.

[dizmo]

DFers and puppets, have at.

Anyone else, jump in if you want. The more the marrier.


... Marrier?

Merrier.

I fail at spelling.

Comments

[androcknroll.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey. What's this-- a party?

[dizmo]

HEY! DIO! JOIN IN THE FUN! =D

[thanitohercules.livejournal.com]

To spam or not to spam: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler on this internet to suffer the scorn and dislike of an annoying typist, or to take arms against a sea of comments, and by a few words join them? Reply. Comment. 'Tis all. And by a comment say I end the torture and the thousand pokes and jabs my typist gives me? 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. Reply. Comment. Comment-- or paraphrase: Ay, there's the rub. For in that mix of words what plagiarism might be found when we have been forced to comment must give us pause.

[dizmo]

Hamlet... you win.

[ladywotton.livejournal.com]

Well. It would seem I am late to this engagement. *little smile* Fahsionably so, I should hope.

[dizmo]

Oh, there's no late! It's a show-up-whenever party! :)

[leadmenotinto.livejournal.com]

So. Io, huh? *big toothy grin!*

[dizmo]

So are you and me an OTP yet? :b

[trusty-sidekick.livejournal.com]

I've been looking at your journal's title-- To Erin is Human-- and it really is ingenius, you know. *slight laugh* I'm a man with a fondness for details.

[dizmo]

Aw, thanks, Watson! That means a lot! *hug*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_mommas_boy/]

*looks nervous* Oh... oh, hello. Were you... were you looking for a room, by any chance?

[dizmo]

Uh.. er... uh...

Got one, but thanks.

[prinzzofhell.livejournal.com]

Mizzzzerable typizztzzz.

[dizmo]

Heya, Beezie! What's shaking?

[cruelty2animals.livejournal.com]

Cor! This must be one'a those flyn bikes deals!

[dizmo]

Uh.... sure! =D

[its-all-hearsay.livejournal.com]

*pets Lord and smiles absently* Hello... Is this some kind of... question?

[dizmo]

No, not really.

Just an.. invitation.

[friendofrocks.livejournal.com]

*calls pebbles and makes them dance for Erin!*

[dizmo]

Oh, that's so cool!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thereisnotry_/]

Spammed much you have been.

Help in this endeavor I have.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thereisnotry_/]

helped

Sleep my typist needs.

[dizmo]

Rock my socks off, Yoda does.

His typist, too, mmmm.

[trusty-sidekick.livejournal.com]

*...what? no. that wasn't an angsty sigh you heard... really...*

[rightismight.livejournal.com]

*elegant bow... not elephant bow, as his typist just wrote*

Greetings, my lady. *kisses hand*

[dizmo]

ARTHUR!

HI!

Um... Galahad's all kneeling and stuff in my head. Just so you know.

[thylyreofwoe.livejournal.com]

Of your imprisonment will I sing,
so dance now, my lady fair,
to the these here tunes;
first make all your prayer,
and turn you to your runes,
for you are never fortune's king..
make no mistake, do not err
for theirs shall be yours soon--
for yours is theirs, and their
fate so subject to the moon;
you think that you their fate bring,
but soon you'll dance upon their strings.

*smiles a bit* Rejoice in your puppet's misfortune as it lasts, for who knows when the tides shall turn.

Typist: Note to self: don't rhyme when braindead.

[dizmo]

Oh, trust me, I've never even begun to claim to control them. I know better.

[hobbnobbs.livejournal.com]

*waves a bit* 'ello! Corporal Nobbs, at your service. You filed a complaint with the Watch, ma'am?

[dizmo]

Well, there's a rather... creepy guy lurking about. *sekkritly points at Norman*

[meandquiet.livejournal.com]

*nervous little smile* He-hello. I-I'm Peace. I-I th-thought you might be nice to s-say hello to, so... so here I am.

[dizmo]

Hi, Peace!

Did you know that in some interpretations, my name can be taken to mean yours?

[sexycapslock.livejournal.com]

HEY, ERIN, SWEETHEART, BABY, HONEYPIE. HOW'S IT GOING? I MISS YOU AND THE WAY YOU USE ME, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

[dizmo]

HEY CAPS! WHAT'S UP? I'VE ACTUALLY USED YOU A FEW TIMES IN THE LAST COUPLE DAYS. WHICH IS UNCHARACTERISTIC, CUZ I USUALLY JUST LEAN ON THE SHIFT KEY LIKE I'M DOING NOW!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_mybloodhurts/]

...Hello. I bought a new hat. Cheerleader says it smells like me already.

[dizmo]

Awww, you're awesome!

[shambambamina.livejournal.com]

SHAM BAM BAMINA. LET ME SEE YOUR SOCKS, FRIEND TO THE SOCKBABY.

[dizmo]

I'm not wearing any!

[asteptotheright.livejournal.com]

*hikes up his skirt to show some thigh and pouts at Erin* My typist never pays me enough... attention.

[dizmo]

Oooooo. Frank!

[unionjackpwns.livejournal.com]

Well. Another Yank. Hello, I suppose, at any rate. Or would you understand better if I said... *dryly* Yo.

[dizmo]

Cheerio. ;)