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[dizmo]

DFers and puppets, have at.

Anyone else, jump in if you want. The more the marrier.


... Marrier?

Merrier.

I fail at spelling.

Comments

[corinthian-vr2.livejournal.com]

I would HOPE I'm at least a little spooky. Maybe I should just have fake blood running constantly down my face, maybe that would get me attention. Or just shag a guy constantly, that gets attention too it seems. But it's not very scary..

I mean okay, don't be afraid of me, my typist muns some pretty crazy shit (like a clown that..eats people and junk) but I don't even get any respect! Willy Wonka hit me with his friggin pimp cane. Let me say that again, I got hit in the head by a man named Willy Wonka who makes candy with a PIMP CANE!! I'm such a failure. *pouts in the corner*

[dizmo]

I probably have some puppets that'll quiver in fear and stuff from you.

If not, I could get one.

[corinthian-vr2.livejournal.com]

*sniffs* I would appreciate it.

[dizmo]

*flips through her Spreadsheet o' Dewm*

How about Moaning Myrtle?

[corinthian-vr2.livejournal.com]

But she's dead already, innshe?

[dizmo]

Well.. yeah.

[corinthian-vr2.livejournal.com]

I don't think I could really..well, scare her much then could I? *doesn't really want to admit that he's not that good at scaring people of the female variety*

[dizmo]

Well, I'm almost positive you could make her cry, at least...