dizmo: (df - king zorak)
Erin ([personal profile] dizmo) wrote2005-08-17 10:09 pm
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SPAM POST.

DFers and puppets, have at.

Anyone else, jump in if you want. The more the marrier.


... Marrier?

Merrier.

I fail at spelling.
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[personal profile] dizmo 2005-08-18 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, what's in it for me, hm? I mean, I know it's entirely likely that you'll just run off with the next scantily clad nympho that crosses your path..

[identity profile] zeusexmachina.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
*arches an eyebrow* You'd choose an entire life of never knowing anything beyond mortal pleasure over a one-night stand?
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[personal profile] dizmo 2005-08-18 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, true, but, y'know, after the whole godly-powers-of-pleasure thing, don't you think I'd spend the rest of my life comparing everyone else I was with to that? And they obviously won't measure up. It's kinda unfair, really.

And I don't want you to think I'm easy or anything.

[identity profile] zeusexmachina.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
If I like you, I just might keep you around, y'know?

*murmurs* I don't mind.
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[personal profile] dizmo 2005-08-18 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
... And then I'd have Hera to deal with. You do have something of a jealous wife, man.

[identity profile] zeusexmachina.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
...she'll never find out. I swear.
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[personal profile] dizmo 2005-08-18 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Just like she never found out about all of the other ones?

[identity profile] zeusexmachina.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
...it'll be different this time.
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[personal profile] dizmo 2005-08-18 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I'm not saying no right off, I just want something to account for the wife risk.

[identity profile] zeusexmachina.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
*oozes charm* It's not like I don't take care of my mistresses.
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[personal profile] dizmo 2005-08-18 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, really? From my understanding, they have an unpleasant habit of turning into farm animals.

[identity profile] zeusexmachina.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
*looks hurt* Well. They're very safe farm animals.
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[personal profile] dizmo 2005-08-18 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
... Riiight.

[identity profile] not-amooosed.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
... You call being given to your wife as a present and ending up being chased halfway around the known world by a gadfly.. SAFE?!!!
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