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The most brainhurtingest meme ever. Ganked from a buncha peeps.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Londo Mollari
2. Severus Snape
3. Pestilence
4. Grantaire
5. Tobias Snape
6. Anthony J. Crowley
7. Christine Daae
8. Death (thinking Discworld, but GO DEATH would probably be fine too)
9. Rand al'Thor
10. Frodo Baggins
11. Hester Prynne
12. Albus Dumbledore
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
...Crowley/Hester Prynne. Y'know... That would actually probably work in a weird and depraved way. And it would explain a hella lot about Pearl.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah. R's hot. In his... weird smelly skeevy cynical drunkard kinda way. ;)
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
....Wait. Dumbledore... impregnating... Death... OW. OW. OH MY GOD MY BRAIN. IT IS ON FIRE. OW.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Alas, I don't really read much WoT fic, really. The books themselves probably don't count.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
... Er... Snape/Crowley. It might work, depending on how well-written it was, really.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
...... Oh my GOD. Do I HAVE to pick one? Because... It seriously hurts my brain either way. Ow. Um.. Gun to my head, I'd probably pick Toby/Rand because... Toby/Frodo is just a BIG NO.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Christine...walking in... on Snape.. and Dumbledore... OH. MY. GOD. I hope she'd vomit and run away. I know I would.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Um... 'Frodo discovers that the sickness in his soul left after destroying the One Ring could attract attention that isn't as unwelcome as he might think.' Now.. Would I READ it? No.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Londo/Death fluff..... Proooooobably not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
...Christine/Dumbledore h/c? I'll just go with 'After the Opera'. So I don't have to think about it any more.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
*falls on the floor with convulsions of laughter* R... deflowering.. Londo. I don't.. think... you'd have to worry about that. Londo's plenty deflowered. But.. If I had to write it... A lot of fine Brevari would be involved.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Christine slash? Probably someone has at least once. I dunno offhand though.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Pesti!Het... Does any exist?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of. Unless you count Mandy puppetting her.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
........ AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. SNAPE/R/TOBY? *flail* NOT ONLY IS IT SLASHY-INCEST INVOLVING TOBY... *shudder*... Ew. Ew ew. Not that R wouldn't be entertaining in it.. but STILL..someonepleasewritethis?notthatIwannareaditoranything
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Er... "OH YES, SAM!" ;)
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Creeping Death. ;)
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Londo/Crowley/Dumbledore! BE WARNED. ALIEN TENTACLE SEX ORGANS, DEMONIC KINKS, AND.. ER.. DUMBLEDORE SEX ENCLOSED. BE WARNED!
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
..... My head is convulsing at the thought of Snape trying to pick up Frodo.. But I'll go with.... No. I can't even really begin.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Maja's spoilerdrabbles, most likely. ;)
1. Londo Mollari
2. Severus Snape
3. Pestilence
4. Grantaire
5. Tobias Snape
6. Anthony J. Crowley
7. Christine Daae
8. Death (thinking Discworld, but GO DEATH would probably be fine too)
9. Rand al'Thor
10. Frodo Baggins
11. Hester Prynne
12. Albus Dumbledore
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
...Crowley/Hester Prynne. Y'know... That would actually probably work in a weird and depraved way. And it would explain a hella lot about Pearl.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah. R's hot. In his... weird smelly skeevy cynical drunkard kinda way. ;)
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
....Wait. Dumbledore... impregnating... Death... OW. OW. OH MY GOD MY BRAIN. IT IS ON FIRE. OW.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Alas, I don't really read much WoT fic, really. The books themselves probably don't count.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
... Er... Snape/Crowley. It might work, depending on how well-written it was, really.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
...... Oh my GOD. Do I HAVE to pick one? Because... It seriously hurts my brain either way. Ow. Um.. Gun to my head, I'd probably pick Toby/Rand because... Toby/Frodo is just a BIG NO.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Christine...walking in... on Snape.. and Dumbledore... OH. MY. GOD. I hope she'd vomit and run away. I know I would.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Um... 'Frodo discovers that the sickness in his soul left after destroying the One Ring could attract attention that isn't as unwelcome as he might think.' Now.. Would I READ it? No.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Londo/Death fluff..... Proooooobably not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
...Christine/Dumbledore h/c? I'll just go with 'After the Opera'. So I don't have to think about it any more.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
*falls on the floor with convulsions of laughter* R... deflowering.. Londo. I don't.. think... you'd have to worry about that. Londo's plenty deflowered. But.. If I had to write it... A lot of fine Brevari would be involved.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Christine slash? Probably someone has at least once. I dunno offhand though.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Pesti!Het... Does any exist?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of. Unless you count Mandy puppetting her.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
........ AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. SNAPE/R/TOBY? *flail* NOT ONLY IS IT SLASHY-INCEST INVOLVING TOBY... *shudder*... Ew. Ew ew. Not that R wouldn't be entertaining in it.. but STILL..
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Er... "OH YES, SAM!" ;)
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Creeping Death. ;)
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Londo/Crowley/Dumbledore! BE WARNED. ALIEN TENTACLE SEX ORGANS, DEMONIC KINKS, AND.. ER.. DUMBLEDORE SEX ENCLOSED. BE WARNED!
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
..... My head is convulsing at the thought of Snape trying to pick up Frodo.. But I'll go with.... No. I can't even really begin.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Maja's spoilerdrabbles, most likely. ;)