Ahahah. Thank you, Semagic.

[dizmo]

It just popped up to remind me of my own birthday.

I should be very grateful.

... Or something.

*does a halfway to fifty dance?*

Aaaaaanyhoo..

Er. Spam post, to anyone who wants it. (Probably of special interest to DFers, but, y'know, all good!)

Comments

[spheresconfound.livejournal.com]

My typist tells me it is considered polite to offer congratulations on birth anniversaries.

Best of luck to you today.

[dizmo]

Well, y'know, we do it for Jesus every December, so.. ;)

Thankee, angel-type-dude.

[spheresconfound.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yes, but that's not his actual birthday.

You're very welcome.

[dizmo]

True. But we don't know his actual birthday, although it's probably sometime in the spring.. so we have to make do.

But thank you again or something!

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*smileysmile!* Happy birthday, ma'am.

[dizmo]

Whee! More angels! AND META! *CLING HUG*

I'm so sorry about Hastur. Really. I am. But I don't think he wants to hurt Nem. For serious. Really. And stuff. Or something. *hug again*

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*cling hug'd! blinks but continues smiling, 'cause likes to be nice to people on their birthdays...! :DD*

Oh -- well. It's all right. I... hope you're right. *sighs and sure, hugs back, why not?*

[dizmo]

*continue cling*

BUT IT'S LISZT'S BIRTHDAY TOO! SO REJOICE AND BE GLAD!

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*looks a bit puzzled*

Er... Liszt -- oh. Well, I should think anyone's birthday is a reason to rejoice. *doesn't have a birthday! ;__;*

[dizmo]

You should have a birthday, Meta! Lemme think.

Hmmmm...I think you'd probably be a Sagittarius.

How's December 12?

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Should I? Does Creation have a birthday?

...A -- *blinkblink* December 12th? That's... as good as any, I suppose.

[dizmo]

It's just a symbolic birthday. I'm sure God knows your actual one, but, y'know..ineffable.

But I'll make you a cake!

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Right, ineffable. *SEKKRIT INEFFABLE HANDSHAKE -- but no*

Cake! *beams* I love cake. Thank you.

[dizmo]

Welcome!

[godmodder.livejournal.com]

*totally knows Meta's real birthday, yes*

*and gives Erin a balloon*

[dizmo]

*squeefangirl*

Thank you!

Best. Icon. Ever.

[dixie-chicken.livejournal.com]

HIPPO BIRDY TWO EWE
HIPPO BIRDY TWO EWE
HIPPO BIRDY DEER ERIN
HIPPO BIRDY TWO EWE

Re: Best. Icon. Ever.

[dizmo]

WAAAAAAAAINSAFOOOOOOOOOOO! LESSTHANTHREEEEEEEEE!

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast

Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise

Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

[Belle:] There's something sweet
And almost kind
But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined
And now he's dear
And so I'm sure
I wonder why I didn't see it there before

[Beast:] She glanced this way
I thought I saw
And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw
No it can't be
I'll just ignore
But then she's never looked at me that way before

[Belle:] New and a bit alarming
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
True that he's no Prince Charming
But there's something in him that I simply didn't see

[Lumiere:] Well, who'd have thought?
[Mrs Potts:] Well, bless my soul
[Cogsworth:] Well, who'd have known?
[Mrs Potts:] Well, who indeed?
[Lumiere:] And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?
[Mrs Potts:] It's so peculiar. Wait and see
[Lumiere and Cogsworth:] We'll wait and see
[All three:] A few days more
There may be something there that wasn't there before
[Cogsworth:] You know, perhaps there's something there that wasn't
there before
[Mrs Potts:] There may be something there that wasn't there before

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

I wrote you a "Happy Birthday Erin" post on paper, but I'll scan it in the morning 'cause I'm too lazy to do it right now.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/df_loggage/102305.html?style=mine#cutid1

.....Oh! I have an idea! I can upload you a song and call it a birthday present!
....do you have a specific one I might have? 'cause, y'know, I have a bunch of music.

[dizmo]

Oh! Any of those ones you said was Hastur/Nem. 'Cept for The Way. Already have that one. XD

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

....Last Train Home, maybe.
...I can go through my list and be like "OMG. ERIN MUSIC." When I wake up. Yepyep.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Do you have "Out of My Head?"

[dizmo]

Nein.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

....Yeah. You need it.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

My list of doom is:
Out of my Head, by Fastball
Last Train Home, by the Lostphrophets (I think I spelled that wrong. I suck)
Breathless, by the Corrs (it's pretttyyyyyy)
All you Wanted, by Michelle Branch
Everywhere, by Michelle Branch.

Michelle Branch is WIN, by the way.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

....I gave you this link in chat. But I'm giving it to you here, too.
Out of my Head- http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=13KQO6W67296N1QIS8QQ9YA85A

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Lalalala.
http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2YSSS1GAG6MUQ1AL38PRISTNRX

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Are you tired of me yet?

MICHELLE BRANCH, YAY!
http://s23.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3FG3PAHP2IBKE3C5NXG1RUDBZ3

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1161TL5WKLTEO2EW3AGVMTJIWP

FOOYAH.

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

You're probably thinking "Dude, Ally has WEIRD taste in music. I don't get her. And I wish she would stop commenting on my journal."
Yep.

http://s6.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1N3OZ1ITZG16138W9G0OK9H8J1

[sarcastic-kitty.livejournal.com]

This is the end, my only friend, the enddddddddddd....

http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1P18493BU1UJF3KV22941XMJSP

[avenginggoddess.livejournal.com]

Um. Hi. .....yeah.

[dizmo]

Hi, Nem! *hugs*

[avenginggoddess.livejournal.com]

Er, hi. Usually I'm better at this spam thing, but for some reason I'm not now and ...I don't know why.
*blink* *Rehug*

[dizmo]

Don't worry about it, Nem. Really.

[avenginggoddess.livejournal.com]

Really? Okay, I won't, then. How are you?

[dizmo]

I'm peachy.

[avenginggoddess.livejournal.com]

That's good! I use that phrase, but only when I'm really not and trying to get Meta to leave me alone without telling him something's wrong. I can lie to him, but I try not to. I can't lie to Famine though.
...it's sad.

[dizmo]

It's not sad. It's sweet.

[avenginggoddess.livejournal.com]

It's scary, too. *Nod* Like, if there's something I NEED to lie to him about, I can't do it.

[dizmo]

Why not.. just not tell him?

[avenginggoddess.livejournal.com]

....have you seem how that can turn out?
Me: Famine, I fell out of a tree.
Famine: *Has a heart attack* Stop hurting yourself.

....it was only a treeeeeeee.....

[dizmo]

Bubblewrap.

[avenginggoddess.livejournal.com]

*Giggles* Bubblewrap can be fun.

[dizmo]

*grin* Yes, I know.

[avenginggoddess.livejournal.com]

*Tilts head* Do you really?

[dizmo]

I adore bubblewrap.

[avenginggoddess.livejournal.com]

It's fun to pop!

[dizmo]

Very much so!

[avenginggoddess.livejournal.com]

My typist's brother gave some to me yesterday. I had fun with it.

[speakingtea.livejournal.com]

.....I predict that you will not live to see your next birthday. Do enjoy this one while it lasts.
*Patpat*

[dizmo]

...How.. nice.. of you... o.o

[speakingtea.livejournal.com]

I did see a happy event in your future!
....but it only lasted two seconds.

[dizmo]

How unfortunate. n.n

[speakingtea.livejournal.com]

Be aware of people in hats. Especially red ones.

[dizmo]

... Like Santa?

[speakingtea.livejournal.com]

Especially Santa.

[dizmo]

But I like Santa!

[speakingtea.livejournal.com]

.....you shouldn't. He's a horrid man that dresses in red.

[dizmo]

...Riiight.

[speakingtea.livejournal.com]

He's from space.

[witchdevice.livejournal.com]

Really, one of these days, I'm going to throw Trealwney in a well. My typist tells me that Snape would like that.

[dizmo]

Yes. Snape certainly would.

[witchdevice.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. I'm not the only one that wants her dead.

[dizmo]

Pretty much.

[easteregghunt.livejournal.com]

....Nemesis seems vaguely happy about something. Well, she's not upset, anyway.
...I have to fix this. Revenge will come.

*Has green hair* *And woke up to be covered with silly-string*

[dizmo]

Please don't. :)

[easteregghunt.livejournal.com]

....green doesn't suit me. Really.
Anyway. Getting revenge on her is fun.

[dizmo]

But still.

[easteregghunt.livejournal.com]

Still what?

...why do you even care?

[dizmo]

I like Nem!

Hastur's totally rubbing off on me.

[easteregghunt.livejournal.com]

......weird.

[dizmo]

I know.

[easteregghunt.livejournal.com]

I mean, she cried over me losing her stuffed puppy. That's just....*Rolls eyes*

[dizmo]

You lost her stuffed puppy?!!

[easteregghunt.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Twice. And her bear.

[patheticat.livejournal.com]

Woah. Steeny's so popular! Well....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[dizmo]

Well, so long as people prodding their numerous RP characters to give me birthday greetings counts as popularity. XD

Gracias!!!

[angelsinstone.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[dizmo]

THANK YOU!!! :DDDDDDDDD

[agentdanak.livejournal.com]

happy birthday thingy :):) soon as i get some time, you get more story!

[dizmo]

Happy yaaaaaay!

[agentdanak.livejournal.com]

i went to a costume sale put on by the seattle opera today. i got suit separates :)

[staringgoldfish.livejournal.com]

HB

[dizmo]

TY

[dth-vlly-queen.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU *GLOMP*

[dizmo]

I LOVE YOU TOO! *GLOMP*

[poprocks-inc.livejournal.com]

Have a great birthday! :D

[dizmo]

So far, so good!

[dorianhate.livejournal.com]

http://s64.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1D8BJVONCUD680OFT1AXXH7970

Happy birthday!