LOOKIT ME, I'M A LEMMING.

[dizmo]

If you read this, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want – good or bad – BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

By all means, have at. I'm curious. XD

Comments

[dine.livejournal.com]

for some reason we were wandering around the woods looking for a christmas tree (in July), and when we found the perfect one, the wood elves helped us get it back to the car. I was really surprised when that little guy insisted on following you home - I mean, he was cute and all, but at something less than 2 feet, probably not your dream date.

so, purient minds want to know - how far did you go before kicking him out of the bed?

[dizmo]

Wouldn't you like to know? ;)