LOOKIT ME, I'M A LEMMING.

[dizmo]

If you read this, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want – good or bad – BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

By all means, have at. I'm curious. XD

Comments

[basslikesitruff.livejournal.com]

Ah well, we were hanging out in your room drooling over boys when you left to go procure your plan for world domination and I (being in a state of great thirst) mistook your cup of radioactive cow's milk for the real thing. When you returned you found me in quite the state, having a bulbous third eye embedded firmly on my forehead and glowing green like a vat of nuclear cool-aid. You laughed maniacally, and I think I spoke Latin. Never could before.