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That was utterly one of the most surreal experiences I've ever had.
Not fifteen minutes ago..
My mother and I were standing by the kitchen sink, drinking raspberry Diet Rite... and having a belching contest.
Mom won handily.
She then proceeded to attempt to instruct me on how to swallow air so as to get Large Burps.
I didn't learn too well.
And to think. All this time I thought my mom had been more or less the sane one in my family.
Now.. I'm fairly sure there's no such thing.
My mother and I were standing by the kitchen sink, drinking raspberry Diet Rite... and having a belching contest.
Mom won handily.
She then proceeded to attempt to instruct me on how to swallow air so as to get Large Burps.
I didn't learn too well.
And to think. All this time I thought my mom had been more or less the sane one in my family.
Now.. I'm fairly sure there's no such thing.