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Advanced Mathematics of Erin's Mind.
Okay. So I've actually attempted to sit down and figure out my rankings of the 5 boys as it stands right now.
Of course, be ever mindful of the fact that I'm just really messed up in the head, so these rankings are subject to change at any minute.
Well.. Except for Chris's. His is stationary.
1. Chris Kirkpatrick. Will always and forever be 1. The others may get close. They may get very close. But they will never reach the gold standard that is Chris. He is my Fine Kirkpatrick Asymptote.
1.1. Joey Fatone. He's JOOOOOOEY! I love JOOOOOOEY! JOEYJOEYJOEY! He's so precious and huggable and JOEEEEEY. However... He better watch it, cuz sneaking up right behind him iiiiiis...
1.125. JC Chasez. Between the song clips and the TV appearances and the MUCHO OF THE PRETTINESS.. he's really giving Joey a run for his money lately as far as being the next on the curve to Chris. Prolly by album time, he'll be up there. Unless Joooooeeeeeey does something fantastic. And next?
1.3. Justin Timberlake. This is the first time I've sat and actually quantified my rankings that Timberlake hasn't been the farthest from 1.0000, or tied in that position. I dunno. I guess I've just been feeling the Ju love lately.
And last, but, of course, not least, cuz look at his ranking number...
1.4. Lance Bass. Maybe it's just cuz we haven't heard much from him lately.. But... Hey. Shirtless pics can do you no wrong in my book. So he's not even down to 1.5. So.. Yaaaaay Lance!
So. Yeah. It's official. In the bizarre ranking system that is my mind... I don't have a #2 puppy. And they're not tied for first, either. Ah, how I adore decimals.
Of course, be ever mindful of the fact that I'm just really messed up in the head, so these rankings are subject to change at any minute.
Well.. Except for Chris's. His is stationary.
1. Chris Kirkpatrick. Will always and forever be 1. The others may get close. They may get very close. But they will never reach the gold standard that is Chris. He is my Fine Kirkpatrick Asymptote.
1.1. Joey Fatone. He's JOOOOOOEY! I love JOOOOOOEY! JOEYJOEYJOEY! He's so precious and huggable and JOEEEEEY. However... He better watch it, cuz sneaking up right behind him iiiiiis...
1.125. JC Chasez. Between the song clips and the TV appearances and the MUCHO OF THE PRETTINESS.. he's really giving Joey a run for his money lately as far as being the next on the curve to Chris. Prolly by album time, he'll be up there. Unless Joooooeeeeeey does something fantastic. And next?
1.3. Justin Timberlake. This is the first time I've sat and actually quantified my rankings that Timberlake hasn't been the farthest from 1.0000, or tied in that position. I dunno. I guess I've just been feeling the Ju love lately.
And last, but, of course, not least, cuz look at his ranking number...
1.4. Lance Bass. Maybe it's just cuz we haven't heard much from him lately.. But... Hey. Shirtless pics can do you no wrong in my book. So he's not even down to 1.5. So.. Yaaaaay Lance!
So. Yeah. It's official. In the bizarre ranking system that is my mind... I don't have a #2 puppy. And they're not tied for first, either. Ah, how I adore decimals.