Am I amused? Yes I am.

[dizmo]

Happened to have occasion to be in an aquarium store lately.

Sauntered by the goldfish. Because for some reason I had Goldfish!Sync on the mind.

And.. I swear upon ALL that is holy...

I saw a goldfish with Very Large Bulging Green Eyes.

I may have been seeing things, but I nearly had a coronary.

I wonder if he was rumbling..

Comments

[kittiec.livejournal.com]

BWA-HA! Goldfish!Lance! I bet the others were hiding in the giant plant. Did you give them Big Floating Morsels of Special Food? Goldfish love that, you know. BFMs are like crack to goldfish.

[dizmo]

Alas, I did not impart the BFMs to the goldfishies, because, well, it WAS in the fish store, and I didn't have any with me. That and the proprietors would also get fairly pissed. ;)

But now we've got a variant on Fish!Sync, so it's all good.

[kittiec.livejournal.com]

They don't let you give the fishies in fish stores BFMs? That's horrible! We should stage a protest on behalf of fishies everywhere.

[dizmo]

Well, we don't wanna have the poor fishies OD on the BFMs. Then they could Die. And that would be Bad.

*suddenly realizes that if one of Goldfish!Sync went belly up, the next day, they'd be forgotten by, like.. half of the remaining tank* Man, now I'm depressed.

[kittiec.livejournal.com]

NNNOOOOOOO! Goldfish!Sync are immortal fishies! They will live forever and ever and ever!!!!

[dizmo]

Yaaaaaaay!

I feel so much better now.