Two out of five. Not too shabby.

[dizmo]

Here's the answers to my Name That Fic snippets. And if you haven't.... Read 'em all!



But that didn't stop Chris' heart from beating faster, and it didn't stop the small voice in his head, the one he hated more than anything else in the world, from asking why he was acting like he was old and his life was over.

~ The Bar by lucyhale


"But that's over with. The point is, they know it's bad Up There. Joey's scared, but really kind of curious, and JC's terrified that the moment Justin hits the surface, he'll shrivel up and die. Which he won't. He'll do the flip, come down talking about how cold and dry it is Up There, JC and Joey will treat him like a hero, and the Finless Giants will give us all Big Floating Morsels of Special Food. Not that I mind the BFMs, of course. That part's great."

~ ...And a Treasure Chest, Too by kittiec, and guessed correctly by Miz beaux


"I've often thought," Lance said dryly, "that Chris' driving ambition in life is to die a Toys 'R' Us kid."

~ 42 1/2 by allecto


"Ha ha!" Chris appeared out of nowhere and flung himself on Joe. The spears disappeared. "You have broken my shield of ultimate truth, puny human," he declared."Thus you have accepted me as the ultimate ruler of the multiplanes. You must do everything I command!"

~ Talliswood by Tarowen. And trust me, ganking a quote without wanting to read all 190 chapters.... not easy.


Mark -- named after a Calvin Klein underwear model whose picture JC had cut out sometime back in ‘94, the very same image that had outed JC to rest of them when Joey found him jerking off to it on the tour bus in late ‘97 -- was a very big, very realistic dildo that they all had horror stories about.

~ Two Straight Guys in Wisconsin: The Amazing Adventures of Chris and His Cock by rhyssj, and guessed correctly by without_me