How not to begin an April Fools Day.

[dizmo]

1. Get home from work at 11-ish.

2. Remember the trick your dad fell for last year.

3. Wonder if he'll actually fall for it two years in a row.

4. Wrap a rubber band around the kitchen sink hose-sprayer thing, so when he turns on the water to make coffee in the morning, the hose-sprayer thing will spray directly at him.

5. Notify your mom and your brother not to touch the sink. They both laugh. Quietly, as dad's asleep.

6. Wander around the internet for a while.

7. Get hungry.

8. Have a bowl of leftover chili.

9. ... Go to rinse out your bowl when you're done...

10. ... and THEN remember item number 4.

Oops.

Justin thinks I'm a dumbass now.

Which, well, I am. :b

Comments

[jcjoeyfreak.livejournal.com]

You April Fooled yourself! Pretty impressive. ;D

[dizmo]

Yep. That takes total skills, man.

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

*snort* Oh god, that was great. Happy April fools.