Okay. Here goes nothing.

[dizmo]

The desperatefans typists (or at least the ones that go into the chat).. are.. starting spam threads.

Here's mine. Anyone (DF member or not. I mean.. popslashers are nuts too!), feel free to comment-spam me like crazy. DF-ers... feel free to use your puppets.

I will leave e-mail notifications on. This... should be a trip.

Comments

[dizmo]

But confusing isn't always BAD, either.

I like you!

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

I'm not particularly fond of it.

Er... *flailstare* Thank... you. I think.

[dizmo]

Oh, that's okay. I'm sure we can find SOMETHING to talk about.

[dizmo]

Well, I mean, look at it this way. If something confuses you, it might just be because it's ineffable. You're big on ineffable stuff, aren't you?

Welcome!!

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*brightens* Oh! You're right! The ineffable plan and all that. *beams*

...*sigh* Might you consider getting off me, then?

[dizmo]

Exactly!

*sniff* Whyyyyyyyyyy?

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*looks a bit more cheerful*

Well, this is a bit awkward.

[dizmo]

*beams*

It's only awkward if you believe it is!

[1926bentley.livejournal.com]

Hi. It seems that I'm going to be the herald of ... well, the herald of puppet-spam. So, consider yourself warned. Idiots (well, idiot) and animals ahead. *grin*

[ilovetreacle.livejournal.com]

*snorts and flails in his sleep*

Drowning ... treacle .... Mmmmmmmm.

*settles back into a deep sleep*

[dizmo]

CROWLEY. *fangirls like craaaaaaaaaazy* *andclingsalittle*

[dizmo]

*giggles atta Dormouse*

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*smiles tentatively*

And I believe it is. Therefore, it is.

[red-war.livejournal.com]

Hello. *nonchalantly tosses and catches a knife*

[dizmo]

Heya, War! Nice to see you! Or, rather.. nice to see you not in a professional capacity.

[http://users.livejournal.com/gbh_/]

'Cor. 'nother one? These typist-gals're like that pile o'fish -- ne'erending. Though I 'spect they don't smell as bad. An' they prob'ly won't kill me.

[dizmo]

See? You can do it!

But if you stop believing it is, it won't be anymore!

[loonyradish.livejournal.com]

Hullo! I'm Luna, but I think you knew that already. *smiles* It's nice to meet you!

[dizmo]

Yay! Grievous Bodily Harm! Ansaphones Really Cool People lives in my head, y'know.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

...I suppose so.

Why do you want to sit on me, anyway?!

[dizmo]

You're totally in the best House! *hugs*

[http://users.livejournal.com/hem_hem_/]

Hem hem.

... *Can't really think of anything to complain about, yet again -- oh dear, she's losing her touch!-- So ... yet again, will stand here and look disapproving*

[dizmo]

*tries to be helpful* How bout the stories of popstars in same-sex relationships?

[http://users.livejournal.com/cursebreaker_/]

Hey, there. I'm Bill Weasley - it's lovely to meet you. *grin*

[dizmo]

Exactly.

You have a comfy lap.