Okay. Here goes nothing.

[dizmo]

The desperatefans typists (or at least the ones that go into the chat).. are.. starting spam threads.

Here's mine. Anyone (DF member or not. I mean.. popslashers are nuts too!), feel free to comment-spam me like crazy. DF-ers... feel free to use your puppets.

I will leave e-mail notifications on. This... should be a trip.

Comments

[boarhunter.livejournal.com]

Hello, there. *smiles all-knowingly* Care for a game of back-gammon?

[dizmo]

Hello, period. I use you a lot.

[dizmo]

Oo! Much thanks! *eats!*

[dizmo]

I totally would if I knew how to play.

[stillastallion.livejournal.com]

Well, heya! It's nice t'meet you! Man, I'm meeting so many interestin' people tonight. Would you like some waffles? I'mma gonna go make 'em in a couple of minutes. People 'round here seem awfully hungry. My typist girl says it's 'cause they never want t'leave the computer thingamabob. Well, that's understandable, I s'pose. Anyways, want a waffle? Game o'Parcheesi? Want me t'sing you a song? *bright grin*

[dizmo]

Oo! Waffles! With syrup? I'm all about that! And sing whateeever you want!

[nowherephd.livejournal.com]

*twirls on one foot, and peeks at Erin over his shoulder*

Oh, I say-- Hello! *trots over and hands her a card that says "Jeremy"*

A pleasure to meet you. *bows so deeply that he nearly falls over*

[dizmo]

Nice to meet you too! :)

[scarf-rescuer.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose everyone likes a happy medium. I actually like rain quite a bit, and I don't really like when it's excessively hot. I haven't been with my typist long, but she tells me that over here it would probably get a bit too hot for my liking. . .

[shiningnewera.livejournal.com]

*sighs and prods at a few things in his cave*

Is there no one out there worthy of talking to me? *rolls his eyes*

[dizmo]

Oo. Scar.

Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa!!

[deggdegg.livejournal.com]

Cuman shnala!! *waves frantically*

*babbles for what seems like minutes, but is actually hours, and social bar goes up to the green level*

Geelfrob! *waves goodbye*

[dizmo]

Rain's nice. Refreshing.

*wibbles*ilikeoranges

[aewmorn.livejournal.com]

*waves weakly* Hi Erin! *hearts;

[dizmo]

ZOMG YOUR GAME WINS AT LIFE.

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

...

But... I'd really rather you get off...!

[dizmo]

*cling Dili* You win. You totally win. :)

[scarf-rescuer.livejournal.com]

It is. . . I love the sort of noise it makes on the windows and the roof. It's sort of like music, don't you think?

[dizmo]

Oo. You wanna help me get off?

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

Oh, er. All right. *pushes her off him gently*

[red-war.livejournal.com]

*twirls her knife nonchalantly, getting rather antsy from all the spamming*

[1926bentley.livejournal.com]

*eyes War nervously* Why do you keep ... stalking me?

[dizmo]

*frowns* That... so wasn't what I meant.

[red-war.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* It's good entertainment. *aims a knife at him in a playful fashion? maybe. even though War's idea of 'playful' is ... rifles and hand guns...*

[godsayshi.livejournal.com]

*totally clueless!stare* ...What did you mean, then?!