Fun With Random Insulting AIMs.

[dizmo]

I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:24:25 PM): slut
ErinDizmo (7:25:06 PM): And dare I ask what brought that on?
ErinDizmo (7:26:28 PM): I mean, some context might be helpful. Was it the title of a story you were about to regale me with, a random derogatory comment to someone you don't know, or just announcing yourself as a way of intro?
ErinDizmo (7:28:04 PM): Even a part of speech might be nice! Subject, verb, object? I mean, granted, the likelyhood of 'slut' being a verb is fairly slim, but you never can tell...
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:31:46 PM): is this you trying to act like a respectable whore
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:32:03 PM): because all of us viewing this AIM convo know you are not a respectable whore
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:32:13 PM): you are a whore that would bend over for anything
ErinDizmo (7:32:42 PM): You are correct. I am certainly not under the assumption that I am at all a respectable whore. I would tend more towards 'antisocial loser', to be perfectly honest.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:33:03 PM): i agree
ErinDizmo (7:33:12 PM): See, there we go, then.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:33:14 PM): as would this group
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:33:19 PM): you are a loser
ErinDizmo (7:33:22 PM): Who, dare I ask, is this group?
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:35:52 PM): hhahaha
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:35:57 PM): you are fucking with a network admin
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:36:02 PM): your whole fucking life is done
ErinDizmo (7:36:05 PM): Nice to know!
ErinDizmo (7:36:49 PM): Although, really, I don't quite comprehend how I'm fucking with anyone, as I haven't really done anything deserving of the title.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:36:55 PM): doesnt matter
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:36:57 PM): youre fucked
ErinDizmo (7:37:03 PM): How so?
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:38:09 PM): FU
ErinDizmo (7:38:23 PM): Oh, wow! Capital letters! I'm amazed you have the capacity!
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:38:47 PM): HAHAHHA U DUMB FUCK
ErinDizmo (7:39:08 PM): Oh, goodness, now we're up to the 'a bit too much of a good thing' level.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:39:18 PM): LOSER
ErinDizmo (7:39:28 PM): Guilty as charged!
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:45:27 PM): hahaha\
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:45:29 PM): FUCK U
ErinDizmo (7:45:59 PM): Question. Is it really that much of the hardship to prepend the 'u' with a 'y' and an 'o'? I've always kinda wondered that...
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:46:14 PM): YES
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:46:22 PM): KISer
ErinDizmo (7:46:43 PM): Ah, I suppose you want to be as efficient with the keystrokes as possible, then.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:46:44 PM): er
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:47:04 PM): LOSER
ErinDizmo (7:47:14 PM): I do believe we've already established that.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:47:17 PM): haha
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:47:19 PM): u suck
ErinDizmo (7:47:28 PM): All right! :-)
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:47:31 PM): fag
ErinDizmo (7:48:15 PM): Oh, so that's my problem! No wonder I can't get a boyfriend, I should have been looking for girls all this time!
ErinDizmo (7:50:38 PM): Although, really, 'fag' is generally a term for homosexual guys, so I don't know if you're just saying I like men, in which case, calling me 'straight' would have done the job just as well.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:51:01 PM): sure
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:51:02 PM): fag
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:51:31 PM): its probably ur huge ass
ErinDizmo (7:51:48 PM): Unless you mean it to be 'cigarette'. Or 'bundle of sticks'. Which are also proper definitions, if a bit antiquated at this time.
ErinDizmo (7:51:55 PM): And yes, I certainly do have a rather massive ass.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:53:04 PM): no
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:53:08 PM): i mean you like anus
ErinDizmo (7:53:19 PM): In what way? I'm rather curious there.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:53:24 PM): anus
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:53:25 PM): u like it
ErinDizmo (7:54:17 PM): Yes, but how? I mean, me being female, I'm sure you can't possibly mean I enjoy ramming my turgid dick up some other guy's asshole. As I'm missing a few critical parts to the equation.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:55:01 PM): you wish something would find its way up your asshole
ErinDizmo (7:55:13 PM): Like a weasel or other mustelid?
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:55:19 PM): but then you look at your face in the mirror and realize that someone would have to be soooo fucking drunk
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:55:34 PM): to shove anything into any orrifice of yours
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:55:41 PM): but hey, thats what beer is for
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:55:58 PM): for dykes like you to get lucky
ErinDizmo (7:55:58 PM): How unfortunate for me that I tend to avoid liquor establishments, for the most part.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:56:07 PM): it is
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:56:19 PM): your face is not a face of forgivcness
ErinDizmo (7:56:20 PM): So I am a lesbian after all! Thank you for the sudden personal revelation! I had been so confused!
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:56:28 PM): jesus would throw up at your face
ErinDizmo (7:56:59 PM): That bad, huh? Poor Jesus. Wouldn't want to make him hurl.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:58:07 PM): hahahha
I OWN A BEAMER69 (7:58:13 PM): jesus admits to a mistake
ErinDizmo (7:58:56 PM): Wow, so you have the express communication with the Big Guy?
ErinDizmo (7:59:44 PM): I have to know. Is the Metatron *really* thirteen feet tall?
I OWN A BEAMER69 (8:00:18 PM): u are a fucking loser
ErinDizmo (8:00:32 PM): Again. We've been over this twice already. You don't have to re-establish it.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (8:00:47 PM): youre right about one thing
I OWN A BEAMER69 (8:00:51 PM): you are a fucking moron
ErinDizmo (8:01:00 PM): Why thank you!
ErinDizmo (8:01:08 PM): And you've learned about the y and the o! Way to go!
ErinDizmo (8:01:52 PM): Lesson Two: The apostrophe.
I OWN A BEAMER69 (8:01:54 PM): hahahha
I OWN A BEAMER69 (8:01:57 PM): you dumb fucking negro
ErinDizmo (8:02:18 PM): Wow. Now you're giving me heretofore unknown hints of my geneaology!
I OWN A BEAMER69 (8:03:26 PM): LOSER'
ErinDizmo (8:03:37 PM): Yes! I am!