dizmo: A simplified blob-like illustration of me. (comics - lex: idiot)
Times like this I totally wish I were a credible artist.

I just got the mental image of Batman surfing on Superman's back through the air.

And I cannot stop giggling.
dizmo: A simplified blob-like illustration of me. (comics - supes: creepy)
Somebody please tell me I'm not allowed to write Booster Goldilocks and the Three Superheroes.

ETA: Too damn late. It has begun. :|

Oh, Lord.

Oct. 28th, 2008 07:50 pm
dizmo: A simplified blob-like illustration of me. (darkplace - exploded)
I have not done a substantive journalpost in ages. I dunno, it might be because I think my life is kinda... silly-like uninteresting and nobody would particularly care.

But I'll do a handful of just... random musings.

I was a bit sneezy today. But now all of a sudden, I'm HELLA CONGESTED. That is so amazingly UNCOOL.

My birthday? Was fabulous. Andrew (my boyfriend. Who, I know, I also haven't blogged about, really, which... I really need to do that, since we've been dating since, like... April? ... Okay, yeah, that's sad. BUT LATER.) got me flowerrrrrs. And like the most awesomest card ever.

... Although I think if this snuffleness is a cold, I got it from him, so... there's a TRADE-OFF, here.

I have signed up for MTYG and Yuletide. And will be attempting NaNo again. I'm insane. :b

I have become somewhat addicted to Batman/Superman slash. ... Yeah.

WTF Cubs.

But I'm nominally rooting for the Phillies, insofar as I ever follow baseball after we're eliminated.

Um.... Adopt one today! <--- Click my dragon egg? Please? :D :D :D

I have no idea how it's almost November already. I'm not entirely sure where June went yet.

fgasdkasdf I get back to work from my laze-about-at-home vacation on Friday. ... And Monday night is the start of holiday changeouts. Glaaaaaaaaah.

I have the urge to write fic of some kind. I just have no idea what. This is most annoying.

Doesn't it just figure that this past Sunday, what will probably be my only Sunday off during football season, was the Bears' bye week?

Why do I seem more broke lately than usual?

I can't help the feeling that I'm seriously missing some topic I wanted to talk about, but I can't for the life of me imagine what it might be.

... I might do another randomness post of some kind later. If you have anything you wanna see in it, feel free to request it in a comment. :D Maybe it'll even be whatever it was I forgot about! :D
dizmo: (bandom - nottheprankster)
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: sdfasdfkjahdfjksdfjasdfh asdfjkhsd OH MY GOD MY BRAIN JUST MERGED SOME THINGS THAT DIDN'T NEED TO BE MERGED.
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: ?
[livejournal.com profile] citharize: ...?
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Okay. This requires a bit of backstory.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Fairly frequently, especially after close, we'll use our headsets to broadcast clips from those kids books where you push a button and it makes a sound.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Some months ago, someone found one that said 'I want to be a REAL fairy!'
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: This has become a work injoke.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Just now, I was randomly giggling again over my little JWalk-nocchio bunnything.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: And I SWEAR I was gonna say "Jon Walker wants to be a REAL boy!"
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: But no.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: JON WALKER WANTS TO BE A REAL FAIRY.
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: ajklfsfksl
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: And then I was like... WAIT WHAT NO.
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: He of all of them is least likely to. XDD
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Inorite. XD
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: His fairy power is producing smoke.
[livejournal.com profile] citharize: XDD

Edited to add: BECAUSE I HAD TO DO IT. )
dizmo: A simplified blob-like illustration of me. (other - zomgwtf)
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: I had a bandom dream.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: *facepalm*
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: ...
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: You win. XDDD
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Wanna know some details? XD
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: Yes!
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Okay. So. Inexplicably (I /think/ I may have won some fucked up contest or another...) the Way brothers, Vicky-T, and Ryland were over at my house watching videos.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: And I think also possibly watching my /fishtank/.
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: ...
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: BUT BUT BUT THE THING I REMEMBER MOST.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: At one point, Mikey had to get up and go to the bathroom. XD
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: And Gerard made a crack that every time Mikey wakes up in the morning, he has to go and piss out warm milk. I dunno, I think he was implying that Mikey drank milk like ALL THE TIME.
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: ...
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: Wtf. XDDD
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: I have no idea. XD
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: So you not only had a bandom dream, you had a completely cracked-out and nonsensical bandom dream.
[livejournal.com profile] blindmadness: WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: XD
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: And I think we were watching PotC at one point.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: But I have NO IDEA why THOSE four were the ones who were at my house. XD
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: Oh and my parents were there too.
[livejournal.com profile] dizmo: It was strange.
dizmo: A simplified blob-like illustration of me. (other - sick puppy)
Okay. After Maja's amazingness that was the mashup of Infinity. On. High., I got to thinking.

... And if you include the bonus import tracks... Pretty. Odd. and that bastion of fun that is *NSYNC's Celebrity have the same number of songs.

Of course Celebrity is only one word, so if you say Celebrity. then it just looks like you're weirdly ending a sentence.


Um... Celeb.rity. Celeb. Pretty. (As suggested by Rainee) By.... *NSYNC At the Disco?

Complete with tracklisting! )
dizmo: (firefly - evil laugh)
... being part of a conspiracy, and all.

Random crypticocity for your day.

... That was so not a word.
dizmo: (clay - easily amused)
So [livejournal.com profile] rhombal was playing around with the Drabble-Matic to make bandom drabbles. And they turned out funny. So I decided to do one. ... And will probably add more, because this is hysterical.

A Pete/Patrick....

The Squirrel Prince

Pete was walking through a sticky meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an adorable little squirrel lying under a tree.

Pete skipped over to see the dear thing and was rough to find that he was hurt! A phone had pierced his pale little finger and he whimpered softly with the pain.

"My shiny little friend," Pete said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the phone, as stirringly as he could. The squirrel cried out and Pete's heart ached, like a really inexpensive but totally meaningful gift. "You'll be all right," Pete whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Patrick and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Patrick up in his arms, Pete carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Pete nursed Patrick, cleaning his finger and feeding him Shoe-brand squirrel chow.

On the eighth night, Patrick climbed into bed with Pete. He burrowed under the covers and worriedly licked Pete's elbow. It made Pete giggle and he cuddled close to Patrick, stroking his leg and singing sultrily to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Pete hurried home so he could curl up with Patrick. It gave him an intriguing feeling whenever Patrick licked his elbow.

Then one night, Patrick looked up at Pete and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a cuddly prince."

Pete screamed carefully, he was so surprised. How could a squirrel talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Patrick said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Pete said and kissed Patrick on his leg. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a cuddly prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Patrick," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Pete said.

"See?" Patrick said and showed Pete the scar from the phone on his finger. Then he kissed Pete and they tumbled over the moon and did a lot of very terrible things, some of them involving a wet hoodie.

"I love you," Patrick said when they were done. Pete clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Patrick had stashed away.

And if Patrick didn't know about Pete's visits to the squirrel sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

And a Frank/Gerard )
dizmo: (df - never know)
Comment to this post quoting something I hypothetically said in this post and replying to it.

I will attempt to edit this post into some bizarre little thing or another incorporating every quote in the comments.

This will be strange.

Have fun! :D
dizmo: (nsync: chris such a geek)
From DF OOC chat.

Amy> My computer is officially ill :\
Cesca> *cling*
Amy> The monitor went black again...I dunno.
Erin> ....
Amy> But this time I turned it off and it wouldn't turn back on.
Erin> ....
Amy> I had to take out the battery and put it back in.
Erin> >_>
Mimi> ... ERIN
Mimi> *THING
Erin> :D
Mimi> EVER
Sarah> Erin. <3333
Erin> IT'S TRUE.


Jun. 6th, 2007 02:50 pm
dizmo: (les mis - barricade yay)
June 6. Barricade Day, per Les Mis. Therefore, for the third year in a row, I have... MADE A BARRICAKE.

It's the BEST BARRICAKE YET, too. It has a sekkrit ingredient.

Anyway, pictures here and here...

And then...


dizmo: A simplified blob-like illustration of me. (Default)

Tell me I don't actually look like Gorbechev. ;____;
dizmo: A simplified blob-like illustration of me. (other - zomgwtf)
Okay. So here's some interesting spam.

WipesOut AllCardDebt

InfoProvided: 1-314-414-4001

Then adieu until a week from to-day, when I will meet you here at this hour
and bestow upon you the last three gifts which you are entitled to
receive.Good-by! Good-by! repeated Rob, and in a gorgeous flash of color the
Demon disappeared, leaving the boy alone in the room with his new and
wonderful possessions


Dec. 6th, 2006 05:52 pm
dizmo: A simplified blob-like illustration of me. (other - zomgwtf)
I was playing around with the license plate availability search, which does happen to give you an image when one's available....

Although it's tempting to actually get the plate, I have another one in mind for when I actually get a car. XD
dizmo: (sandman - iDel)

LogoThere are:
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

So. 221,977 Erins in the country. 0 Dilbaitii?

I know better! *snerk*

For the record, there are.... *counts* Me, mom, dad, Justin, Brad, Lila, Braden, Mason, Addison.... 9. And one me. Obviously.

But yeah, my immediate family are the only people in the country with my surname. It rocks like that.
dizmo: A simplified blob-like illustration of me. (other - sick puppy)
Okay. So I was pondering the feminine hygiene product line known as Tampax Pearl. (No, I don't know why, either. Whatever.)

Cut for those who are already too WTF to continue. )
dizmo: (other - respectable whore)
This update is for no reason other than the fact that Peri noted that I had not updated at all yet this month, and therefore September was lonely.

.... I don't get it either.

But whatever! Yay!




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