Erin Erin Bo-Berin

dizmo: sdfasdfkjahdfjksdfjasdfh asdfjkhsd OH MY GOD MY BRAIN JUST MERGED SOME THINGS THAT DIDN'T NEED TO BE MERGED.
blindmadness: ?
citharize: ...?
dizmo: Okay. This requires a bit of backstory.
dizmo: Fairly frequently, especially after close, we'll use our headsets to broadcast clips from those kids books where you push a button and it makes a sound.
dizmo: Some months ago, someone found one that said 'I want to be a REAL fairy!'
dizmo: This has become a work injoke.
dizmo: Just now, I was randomly giggling again over my little JWalk-nocchio bunnything.
dizmo: And I SWEAR I was gonna say "Jon Walker wants to be a REAL boy!"
dizmo: But no.
dizmo: JON WALKER WANTS TO BE A REAL FAIRY.
blindmadness: ajklfsfksl
dizmo: And then I was like... WAIT WHAT NO.
blindmadness: He of all of them is least likely to. XDD
dizmo: Inorite. XD
dizmo: His fairy power is producing smoke.
citharize: XDD

( Edited to add: BECAUSE I HAD TO DO IT. )

Directly from #dfooc. Uncut cuz 1) It's not that long, really and 2) It just WINS THAT MUCH.

Erin> OH MY GOD.
Erin> OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
Erin> OH MY GOD.
Marius> I think my head broke.
Rainee> OH YOUR GOD WHAT?
Erin> MY BROTHER'S WORKING THE PENN AND TELLER BOX OFFICE, RIGHT?
Erin> HE JUST CALLS ME...
Erin> 'YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THIS.'
Rainee> OMG WAS IT A PUPPY
Erin> Someone comes up to get his tickets... Hands him his ID..
Erin> He looks down...
Erin> It's a Wisconsin drivers license...
Erin> Name...
Erin> 'Neil Gaiman'.
Mimi> ... OH
Marius> ewsrytduif78g9upio0jl',.
Mimi> MY
Mimi> GOD
Erin> Justin: ... I think I'm reading one of your books!
Erin> Gneil: ... Oh, really, which one?
Rainee> That is utterly the best single possible reply to getting that license XD
Erin> Justin: ... Neverwhere? (I loaned it to him a couple days ago.)
Erin> Gneil: Yeah, that's mine.
Erin> Justin: Actually, it was my sister who told me to read it...
Erin> Gneil: Well, would you like me to scribble something down for her?
Erin> I.
Rainee> K:JSDFM
Erin> Have.
Erin> Gneil's.
Mimi> ...
Mimi> Oh
Erin> Autograph.
Marius> waesrtdy6rf78gyuibhjnlm
Mimi> My
Mimi> God
Erin> I. KNOW.
Marius> ...So do I.
Mimi> I'm SO FUCKING JEALOUS
Marius> (And I got a cookie from him too. :D)
Rainee> Is it just his name or what?
Mimi> ... you know. Madison isn't that far away
Erin> It says, so he says, 'Erin, Sweet Dreams! Neil Gaiman'. With a drawing of Dream.
Mimi> But he's obviously in Vegas right now, shit
Rainee> JSDFN
Erin> YES.
Rainee> SO MUCH WIN.
Erin> SUCH INCREDIBLE WIN.
Erin> So apparently he's friends with Penn and Teller and is working on something with them.
Rainee> OK now I totally have to get you an autograph from Chris that says "FKA <3s you too" or something. XD
Erin> XD
Rainee> ... Dude, Penn+Teller/Gneil = ftw.
Erin> I was trying to EAT MY DINNER, I get this call, and I start shrieking like a mdawoman.
Erin> I think I'm STILL bright red.