Graaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

I suppose it's a cyclical event. Everyone's happy, someone's not, everyone's happy, someone's not.

I dislike unhappiness.

Unhappiness pisses me off!

Now, I don't dislike unhappy PEOPLE. But the unhappiness itself makes me cranky! I want to put it in a blender and dump the resultant mix down a sewer.

*distributes blow-pops to all unhappy people!*