My mind is warped.

Half paying attention to the TV.

A debt consolidation commercial is on.

See.. 'Slash payments'.

For an instant... You can get PAYED for it?

Then.. Ohhhhh.

(no subject)

My family is weird.

We were making so many Carb puns today at dinner, it was ridiculous.

Y'know, like...

If you had a big loaf of bread yesterday.. you're a Carb-er-ator.

Dorks. All of us.