Psychos.

Rainee: n_hn
Rainee: Er... -h.
Me: I would hope.
Rainee: No, I just have a spork stuck in my head.
Me: Owch.
Me: *pulls it out so you look more like... n_x*
Rainee: Thank you!
Me: Welcome! *offers an eyepatch?*
Rainee: n_#
Me: *giggle*
Rainee: We're dorks.
Me: Yep.