...Heheh.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your own post...along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

Setting fire to her would probably cause no end of trouble, he reasoned.

Name the book, win a prize.

Dunno what prize, but. ;)