Why one should not try to find diversions on an icy parking lot.

Okay. So I get out of my car onto a very icy parking lot.

I manage to safely escape the ice sheet I'm parked on with taking no spills. Yay.

I walk over to the SAFER side of the lot part I'm in...

Walk down among cars..

I rather enjoy kicking ice off of cars.. Go figure..

See a large chunk of ice on the underside of a car.

Go to kick it off.

Next thing I know, I'm falling on my face.

Glasses fall off, get scratched, both lips get split and start bleeding, and I'm amazed that all my teeth are still intact.

Ow.

My face still hurts. And this was about 2 and a half hours ago.

Ow. Ow. Ow.