Damn April Fool's Day...

I can't BELIEVE it..

My MOTHER.. She got me SO good I just can't... Oh man.

See, first of all, it should be illegal to try to April Fool someone who just woke up. It really should be.

Okay. So I get up, yes?

I go to go take my shower...

Just before I get there, I hear mom's voice.. "Who's that?"

"It's me!"

"I need you to take me to the hospital.."

At this point, I'm like.. Wha?

"My back.." See, the thing about this.. My mom's had pretty serious back problems before. Including one time in which she DID have to call an ambulance because she.. seriously couldn't move.

But anyway, I throw a shirt on and head down the stairs, to find her hunched over on the landing.. She says she needs me to help her down. I'm, acourse, all... "Oh, God.. Yeah.." She asks me to call my brother to help, so I'm all.. "Justin! Get up here!"

His reply, "Get down HERE.."

So I subsequently start FREAKING, just, kinda shrieking at him to get up and help mom.

So he does. She's blathering on and on about maybe calling an ambulance, and I'm, like... really worried.

So we proceed to start helping her down the stairs. She has Justin move one of her feet down a step, and once she moves down that step... she just stands up straight and starts laughing.

I pause... Oh, fuck..

Oh, MAN, I have never been gotten that good.

I just plop down on the stairs and start telling mom I'm gonna smack her.

Geez, she got us. Very... Very.. Well.

Dang.