I think that this is officially the most accurate quiz result I've ever gotten.

What Natural Disaster are you? Take the quiz!

Mwaaaaaaahaaaaaaa.

Oh, and at extremely long last.

I finally got off my butt and finished the next chapter of the story I'm cowriting. And have been for, like... ever.

The slashiest non-slash story in history...

Life Without Warning.

Do enjoy!

Apparently, I'm stupid and slow.

dizmo is a Giant Blob that lives in the tunnels of the London Underground, cowers from Radiation, and has four Extra Limbs, a Long Neck and Staring Red Eyes. Strength: 9 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 2 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat dizmo, enter your name and choose an attack: fights dizmo using Strength Agility Intelligence

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I am currently chair dancing to the rhythm of the washing machine.

Does that make me weird?