Bizarre conversations, part 2423542

Me: !!!!!!
Me: BARBIE AND KEN BROKE UP!
Rainee: ?
Me: The final jeopardy question.
Me: This year, they apparently announced it!
Me: I had no fucking CLUE.
Rainee: I seem to dimly remember it.
Me: But they're such a cute couple!
Me: Barbie obviously got sick of his lack of genitalia.
Rainee: Or vice versa.
Me: Well, at least Ken had boobs to play with.
Rainee: But no nipples.
Me: True.