Oh, it's lovely.

Reposting from the chicagocubs comm, written by findyouranswers...

Hi and welcome to the postseason! You are receiving this informative guide because someone you know is about to embark on that wondrous journey of a Cubs playoff run and you are going to care/pretend to care/not care but be forced to listen. Therefore, it is pertinent that you read and understand the following points to help you through this difficult exciting time.

( The Guide For Being an Honorary Cubs Fan in 2007 )