Am I amused? Yes I am.

Happened to have occasion to be in an aquarium store lately.

Sauntered by the goldfish. Because for some reason I had Goldfish!Sync on the mind.

And.. I swear upon ALL that is holy...

I saw a goldfish with Very Large Bulging Green Eyes.

I may have been seeing things, but I nearly had a coronary.

I wonder if he was rumbling..