WHY do I not remember this?

Dirty boys by emma76
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Met on	March 14, 2003
At	A comic book store (now THERE'S a place to pick up guys).
His fetish?	Hello Kitty. Trust me. Don't ask. Just go with it.
Who is he?	Chris Kirkpatrick
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So wrong. I want a do-over!