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Feb. 14th, 2004
The most fucked up drabble ever.
Feb. 14th, 2004 08:21 pmSoftly Tripping
Joey tripped along loudly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Lance, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a squirrel hopping along, carrying a bustier in its mouth.
Joey was almost over the rainbow when he came across a decadent cake, lying alone on a sparkling plate. "That must be a treat from my bubbly bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked powerful, so he ate it.
It gave him the most funny tingling sensation in his ear. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Lance.
When Lance came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Joey cried ostentatiously.
"Your leg! And your neck!" Lance said. "They're energetic! Can't you feel it?"
Joey felt his leg and his neck. They were indeed quite energetic. "Oh, no!" Joey said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that decadent cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Lance said. "I got you a towel. It must have been that soft man who lives nearby. He acts a little slowly, ever since he hugged a sweater."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Joey sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Lance said curiously, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your leg is really flavorful like that."
"Really?" Joey dried her tears. Joey kissed Lance and it was an entirely lovely sensation, like a shining salmon swimming upstream to the spawning grounds.
They spent the night having entirely lovely sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
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Joey tripped along loudly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Lance, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a squirrel hopping along, carrying a bustier in its mouth.
Joey was almost over the rainbow when he came across a decadent cake, lying alone on a sparkling plate. "That must be a treat from my bubbly bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked powerful, so he ate it.
It gave him the most funny tingling sensation in his ear. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Lance.
When Lance came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Joey cried ostentatiously.
"Your leg! And your neck!" Lance said. "They're energetic! Can't you feel it?"
Joey felt his leg and his neck. They were indeed quite energetic. "Oh, no!" Joey said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that decadent cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Lance said. "I got you a towel. It must have been that soft man who lives nearby. He acts a little slowly, ever since he hugged a sweater."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Joey sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Lance said curiously, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your leg is really flavorful like that."
"Really?" Joey dried her tears. Joey kissed Lance and it was an entirely lovely sensation, like a shining salmon swimming upstream to the spawning grounds.
They spent the night having entirely lovely sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Make your own here!
